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Football Vs Sex by mancheeutd(m): 9:44pm On May 24, 2013 |
Football vs Sex. 1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE>:/ 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK/ 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY 5. Abortion = RED CARD :x 6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN 7. Having sex without a condom =OWN -GOAL 8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH. 9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK. 10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP 11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH 12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL</3 13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME. 14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY 15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ 16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW IN 17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline. 18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR 19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll courtesy EPL FACEBOOK PAGE |
Re: Football Vs Sex by Decapo: 9:52pm On May 24, 2013 |
stale joke |
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