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Warri Bibble Version by Bwaal(m): 9:49am On Jul 31, 2014
WARRI BIBLE VERSION IS OUT. GRAB UR COPY NOW!
Sample verse!:
ENG:- As it is written in d Bible.
WARRI:- As dem yan 4 Bible!
ENG:- Jesus entered d boat wit his disciples!
WARRI:- Bros J cum enta canoe wit him padi dem!
ENG:- As d boat was sailing, there was a great storm!
WARRI:- As d canoe dey move, na im yawa cum gas!
ENG:- The storm was so great dat it was like a whirlwind!
WARRI:- as d yawa dey gas, na him kasala burst join!
ENG:- The disciples became so afraid & they shouted Master! Master!
WARRI:- Na him liver fail him padi dem, na him dem begin dey hala Bros eh ! Bros eh!
ENG:- Jesus got up & calmed down d wind!
WARRI:- Nα so bros J get up konarrange d mata!
ENG:- HE turned to his disciples& said, oh ye men of little faith!
WARRI:- Na him bros J luk him padi dem, shake him head, kon provoke... "O BOI! UNA FALL MA HAND O!
ENG:- The disciples replied & said "what manner of man is dis?"
WARRI:- him padi dem kon hala"shoo! Bros J, which levels nαh, u BE WINSH?Grab ur copy nw. Only limited copies available.

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Re: Warri Bibble Version by augustrush533(m): 11:42am On Aug 11, 2014
Bwaal: WARRI BIBLE VERSION IS OUT. GRAB UR COPY NOW!
Sample verse!:
ENG:- As it is written in d Bible.
WARRI:- As dem yan 4 Bible!
ENG:- Jesus entered d boat wit his disciples!
WARRI:- Bros J cum enta canoe wit him padi dem!
ENG:- As d boat was sailing, there was a great storm!
WARRI:- As d canoe dey move, na im yawa cum gas!
ENG:- The storm was so great dat it was like a whirlwind!
WARRI:- as d yawa dey gas, na him kasala burst join!
ENG:- The disciples became so afraid & they shouted Master! Master!
WARRI:- Na him liver fail him padi dem, na him dem begin dey hala Bros eh ! Bros eh!
ENG:- Jesus got up & calmed down d wind!
WARRI:- Nα so bros J get up konarrange d mata!
ENG:- HE turned to his disciples& said, oh ye men of little faith!
WARRI:- Na him bros J luk him padi dem, shake him head, kon provoke... "O BOI! UNA FALL MA HAND O!
ENG:- The disciples replied & said "what manner of man is dis?"
WARRI:- him padi dem kon hala"shoo! Bros J, which levels nαh, u BE WINSH?Grab ur copy nw. Only limited copies available.

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