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I'll go first.



Fashola thinking - This man dull no be small.. smh

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Ok, the second one is like,
The lady thinking: wetin dey smell? He mess?
And jona thinking: god, help me o, make my mess no smell o!

1) - GEJ - I hope that 'Fashola' isn't packing a 'clever' or 'dagger'

2) - Merkel - Is that his prick or a walking stick?

She was wondering why flies circling the drunk fisherman.

Merkel: ``is this truly the legendary shoeless President? hmm, wonders shall never end``

[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/1126783_GEJ-and-Fashola_jpg758f57d5c9dd102bdf2a44dff0365574[/img]

*oh god noooooooo . How embarrassing . It look as if Fashola has spotted that foolish girl filling my bottle of Evian water with ogogoro. Did I not tell that silly girl to do it away from public view? Note to self: must sack refreshment officer ASAP*

[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/1126814_1334841590-press-conference-between-angela-merkel-and-goodluck-jonathan--berlin_1164437_jpg44570e43af91746d431076e99a98df43[/img]

Merkel wondering to self * dear lord !!! Are those 24 carat gold tassels on those shoes? And they say Africa is poor ? *

Lol at second picture!
Jonathan: Yeee! mogbe! mo ti ya so!

Angela merkel: Jona o! kilo ru n ba yi? se o ya so ni?
Jonathan: emi o ya so! fone nu mi lo ring.

gej: o boy this guy too get sense mehn. when this Nigeria people go dey shout my name like am.

brf : so human being still dey like this wey dull pass wood. hmmn I dey shake my head oo.


gej: wetin I wan talk self this Nigeria people go still talk say woman dey articulate pass me.

merkel: are you sure this guy came to Germany with his brain.

berem: Lol at second picture!
Jonathan: Yeah! mogbe! mo ti ya so!

Angela merkel: Jona o! kilo ru n ba yi? se o ya so ni?
Jonathan: emi o ya so! fone nu mi lo ring.

eggheaders: gej: o boy this guy too get sense mehn. when this Nigeria people go dey shout my name like am.

brf : so human being still dey like this wey dull pass wood. hmmn I dey shake my head oo.


gej: wetin I wan talk self this Nigeria people go still talk say woman dey articulate pass me.

merkel: are you sure this guy came to Germany with his brain.

ZACHIE: Merkel: ``is this truly the legendary shoeless President? hmm, wonders shall never end``

lmao...

First picture

Jonathan: Raji, please stay in my front. you know am a shoeless president. I have no shoes on.

Fashola: ok presido you are covered. no one is going to see your bare feet

Army man at the back: See my presido no wear shoe. this man is a disgrace. hehehehe!

It's the president you guys are ridiculing like this...
Lwkmd

Bia this children! Una no get elders for house?

sKeetz: Bia this children! Una no get elders for house?

Who is your elder? Abeg mind your elders and let other people mind theirs...

[img]http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Goodluck+Jonathan+Nigerian+President+Jonathan+XDuVYQqZZ2Vx.jpg[/img]


Jonathan: ehmm ladies and gentlemen ..ehmm ladies and gentlemen ...ehmm ladies and gentlemen



merkel: You no sabi talk? Abeg open your mouth or comot from stage and quit wasting my time you dullard. Abi which one be ehmm ehmm ladies and gentlemen?


lmao..

1st pix gej is chewing over his speech 2nd pix markel is like see this man oh*where is your shoe* 3rd pix:0 gej is making phone call and markel is like"you are making calls while delegate are waiting"africans are quite dumb *iwasjustjokingoh*

Why his eyes look so red?

Lmao@responses

As much as I dislike this man, I wouldn't ridicule him like u guys are doing. It aint fair

Lol!!!!!!

These pictures are too funny...

How about this ?


[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/535910_Mr_President_jpg7a3debb275805d0199aae6b849a9f659[/img]

~Bluetooth:


How about this ?


[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/535910_Mr_President_jpg7a3debb275805d0199aae6b849a9f659[/img]

He was telling Clinton " Just tell me what you want and it shall be done as you want it".

~Bluetooth:


How about this ?


[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/535910_Mr_President_jpg7a3debb275805d0199aae6b849a9f659[/img]

Gbewudani president! LWTMB...even a houseboy could not assume a better position of obeisance than this one!

LOL@ all the pictures.


This GEJ resemble houseboy no be small thing.

~Bluetooth:


How about this ?


[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/535910_Mr_President_jpg7a3debb275805d0199aae6b849a9f659[/img]

Oga madam Hillary:

Mai name is Jonathan Odechukwu El Abdul Retardeen

Anything you want I fit do

I fit cook

I fit clean

I wash ya pata sef

Even ya husband sef know say I be good houseboy..


lmao..

*opens thread see it is full of knock heads wallowing in self hatred, closes thread while thinking if only its abacha that is still ruling*

[img]http://www..com/talk/photo.jpg?action=dlattach&topic=63147.0&attach=26439&image.jpg[/img]

What about this ?

~Bluetooth:
[img]http://www..com/talk/photo.jpg?action=dlattach&topic=63147.0&attach=26439&image.jpg[/img]

What about this ?

He was telling Obasanjo it was his fault to
that he became incompetent.

Lmfao at responses