Eko Ile: [img]http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Goodluck+Jonathan+Nigerian+President+Jonathan+XDuVYQqZZ2Vx.jpg[/img]


Jonathan: ehmm ladies and gentlemen ..ehmm ladies and gentlemen ...ehmm ladies and gentlemen



merkel: You no sabi talk? Abeg open your mouth or comot from stage and quit wasting my time you dullard. Abi which one be ehmm ehmm ladies and gentlemen?


lmao..

Johnathan: errmm...am sorry ma...leme try again

[img]http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Goodluck+Jonathan+Nigerian+President+Jonathan+XDuVYQqZZ2Vx.jpg[/img]


Merkel for the third time repeats : "Mr.President, the floor is yours".

Jonathan deep in thought * I wonder what that bstard Ameachi is up to in Nigeria? That boy wants to destroy me but I will finish him !!!!! It is me and him in the same trouser !!! Shikena !!! *

[img]http://oversabirepublic.files./2013/05/amaechi-and-jonathan.jpg[/img]

How about this ?

[img]http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Goodluck+Jonathan+Nigerian+President+Jonathan+XDuVYQqZZ2Vx.jpg[/img]

GEJ seemed to be trying to decipher what was being translated to his ears!

Merkel: shumchen wascj kilh

GEJ: Werrin dis woman dey yarn

Obama must have been wondering so many things. . .

[img]http://oversabirepublic.files./2013/05/amaechi-and-jonathan.jpg[/img]
Amaechi: I don't give a damn. You were once a governor. Bayelsa was created from Rivers

GEJ: All that is history. . . am now the president. Daz all!

[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/535910_Mr_President_jpg7a3debb275805d0199aae6b849a9f659[/img]

GEJ thinking to self *does this woman ever stop talking? No wonder Clinton was busy getting jiggy with Lewinski !!! All he gets at home is talk. *

I'm no fan of Jonathan but this thread is in bad taste.

BlackBaron: I'm no fan of Jonathan but this thread is in bad taste.

The only bad taste here is your post. Comot 4 thread if you have nothing better to contribute abeg.

~Bluetooth:


Obama must have been wondering so many things. . .

Jonathan: Oga Obama, you won't believe the good work I'm doing in Nigeria, my greatest achievement is the cassava bread initiative.



Obama: Is this goofball really the president of Nigeria? This man is a cruel joke on the people of Nigeria...



lmao



lmao

This is awesome

~Bluetooth:


Obama must have been wondering so many things. . .

Obama must be asking himself if this guy is actually a P.hd Holder with his diction and how confused he looked in that picture.

~Bluetooth:



This is awesome

This is a good one. You don't even have to caption this pic, it's very self explanatory...


lmao

~Bluetooth:

Jonathan: Asiwaju, are you talking to me?


Asiwaju: Yes I'm talking to you Halloween costume wearing dullard..




lmao

"Please Barack, don't try and distract me with food, wine and entertainment. I am not here for food and drink. I have told you for a long time that Tinubu, Buhari and El Rufai are very big headaches for me yet what have you done to help me with my problems? Even common drone accident you cannot arrange!!! Biko, how about ordinary US visa ban? Instead I see Tinubu at your political convention laughing like a hyena !!!! Buhari is roaming around demanding my resignation and El rufai has become a champion blogger using my name !!! Mba, keep your food and drink. I don't even know why they call you the most powerful man in the world !!!"

[img]http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Angela+Merkel+Nigerian+President+Jonathan+5NXI3ZMR9ddl.jpg[/img]

Batman in action. . .This woman bad o

Gbawe:


"Please Barack, don't try and distract me with food, wine and entertainment. I am not here for food and drink. I have told you for a long time that Tinubu, Sahara Reporters dey powerful than my Laptops, Buhari and El Rufai are very big headaches for me yet what have you done to help me with my problems? Even common drone accident you cannot arrange!!! Biko, how about ordinary US visa ban? Instead I see Tinubu at your political convention laughing like a hyena !!!! Buhari is roaming around demanding my resignation and El rufai has become a champion blogger using my name !!1 Mba, keep your food and drink. I don't even know why they call you the most powerful man in the world !!!"

Good one. lol @ highlighted...

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[img]http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Angela+Merkel+Nigerian+President+Jonathan+5NXI3ZMR9ddl.jpg[/img]

Batman in action. . .This woman bad o

Mogbe... See batman costume...


Shey na Patience pinafore dey show from under his batman costume?


laughter go kill me.

Eko Ile:


Good one. lol @ highlighted...

Forgot about them.

Even children find it hard to understand this man.

....

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Even children find it hard to understand this man.

Is this man slow or he's just a slowpoke because he's putting me to sleep with his senseless blabbing?




lmao..

[img]http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Goodluck+Ebele+Jonathan+CHOGM+Concludes+Australia+74JvODhy24lx.jpg[/img]

The guy must be thinking "why not put this dude in the zoo and generate money " ?

have you seen my son? he is fatter than you o

How about this ?

.....

His wardrobe would be like uninterrupted power failure with all those black parachutes.

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How about this ?

Jonathan: I knew she was my wife when i pressed her big nyansh.

Blair: Oh Fu*k! He's Drunk.
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I still love GEJ though.

Gbawe: [img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/1126814_1334841590-press-conference-between-angela-merkel-and-goodluck-jonathan--berlin_1164437_jpg44570e43af91746d431076e99a98df43[/img]

Merkel wondering to self * dear lord !!! Are those 24 carat gold tassels on those shoes? And they say Africa is poor ? *

you sef don big pass all this childish nonsense.later when dem begin insult you you go dey ask make dem quote where you do f***k up before......SMH

~Bluetooth:


[img]http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Angela+Merkel+Nigerian+President+Jonathan+5NXI3ZMR9ddl.jpg[/img]

Batman in action. . .This woman bad o

LOL! My ribs.