yes this is an online TV show on nairaland
its going to be an african bassed show
the cast will be me
time =every now and then
station=here!
location of the drama = nairaland



so tune in for the leatest episolds
and be sure to watch somthing new and very thrilling
comments are also welcomed at any time
so watch out pips

Its sun-rise in Nairaland vilage, as the wemen go about their duties,the men still sleep 
drolling as well while some wake up only to group them selves in two's and three's
to talk about nothing in perticular



                                                   OKONKUWO's HOUSE


(okonkuwo is the head of the family here .his wife Ihunoma,his son Ozili, and other relatives stay in this house)


[okonkuwo, enters the house and calls out]  =  woman,woman, ihunoma where is my food?


ihunoma=                        hunmmmm! where is your food? which one? did u put money down before u went
                                          to jist with your friends as early as 7am this morning?
                                          or where did u expect me to get u food to eat this morning


okonkuwo=                        what is that supposed to mean?
                                            woman are u out of your mind? u want to tell me
                                           that i should go hungry when my wife is a food seller?


Ihunoma=                             hehehehehehehhehhhhe, heeeewoo!
                                             so because your wife sells food ,u her husband should be lazy abi
                                               ok , come and carry it then

okonkuwo=                         haaba! oya sorry my sweet loving wife.the only one
                                            that holds the key to my heart .,,,,,,,,,if not that the door
                                           to my heart can only be opened through my stomarch
                                           i will not have been disturbing u like this
                                           u no i love u well well sha


Ihunoma=                           chai, your voice don change now abi



okonkuwo=                         yes na,wetin man go do.its women like u that wont make us be men


Ihunoma=                            no way,how can u be a man from your mouth and not your pocket?


okonkuwo=                          if i don't hav the two se bi i can do with one.the important thing is that
                                              i am a man any how sha!

ihunoma=                            no way my dear i want u to be a real man like others

okonkuwo=                             am i not,or thing thing inbetween my legs is not a good sigh
                                             to prove that i am a man?

ihunoma=                             no my love, its not,i want to see more, ,,,,,,,,,,,oh! like the men in
                                             the cities that come to eat in my cantain
                                              they hav money and so people let them have big mouth
                                                 they can say anything and get away with it at any time
                                               yes those are real men!


okonkuwo=                         [getting angry ]    woman watch that your big mouth there o!
                                            is it because i asked for food from u that u are insulting me like this?
                                            what has come over u?did i not pay money in your fathers house to marry u?
                                             yes abi? then if i hav married u to my house it means that any thing u do
                                           i n my house is my own.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,woman before i open my eyes i want to see my
                                             food here now

ihunoma=                             ehehehuueue! u want to start abi?


okonkuwo=                       [ shouting on her] say no more u foolish woman
                                          [ racing his hand a if to slap her] i will strike u with my hand now

ihunoma=                         [ runing away saying] one day i will show u peper in this house. yeye man!


okonkuwo=                       [laughing to him self say's]  wemen! untill u show them your
                                          physical strenght them no they hear word!
                                           hoooo! at least i can eat this morning  now, we go continue our fight later







watch out for more! pips

Is this a screenplay you're developing?

yes seun do u like it?

combrazor:

what kind of screenplay has smilies in it?

is this meant to be taken seriously on any level? it's terrible.

the smilies is to help u imaging their reactions
and also note that i am note a writer at all ,i am just
doing this for fun

silly me abi?

is this meant to be taken seriously on any level? it's terrible.


combrazor if e pian u well well go do ur own    

yes i am on air again
new episold showing on this
station.



[after okonkuwo gets his meal ,he gose back to where his friends are to jist with them and drink palmwine.then the following takes place]




                                            UNDER THE KOLANUT TREE



Edime                      hey u ,give me palmwine there

Omotena                 hummmm! not me and u,the one u took before have u paid?
                                now u want more, come and take it yeye man!

                                              [ ALL LAUGH ]   

Edime                       ha! have u lost your mind?
                                 i only asked for wine and u want to disgrace me here
                                 is it not the same me that will pay u ,and i say give me more

Omotena                  i  will not only disgreace u, i will also insult u. i say pay me
                                 my money first then i will give u more,if not forget it

Odia                         Edime, i think she is right,u need to pay her so that
                                she can buy more for all of us to still come and buy from her.

Emeka                      Edime ,abi u no get money??
                                 A.K.A church rat 

                                     [ ALL LAUGH AGAIN ]

Edime                       u are a sick mad man,why wont i have money before i come here to drink?

Teemu                     yesterday u did not have that is why u drank  and did not pay
                                now the lady needs her money 

Omotena                  teemu help me tell him o!  emmem,,,---en

Edime                      short up,u ungreatful woman ( cutting in)
                                u are the only woman who knows when i have money or not
                                and as far as i can tell no one here is my march compare
                                to what i spend on u for palmwine

Emeka                      yes and what do u have to show for it??
                                 sleeping in the gotter near my house
                                 passing out like a fool anywhere visible for your
                                 wife to see u and carry u home on a wheel -barro
                                 or falling inside a pit toilet where only God knows why u did
                                 not die in it 

                                           [ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH]


Edime                       u watch that mouth of yours o!
                                 before i shave your hair with my bear hands!
                                  i do not bleame u at all,after all u have
                                 been sleeping with her,


Emeka                       ehea? what has that got to do with this?
                                 haaaa! thats the vioce of a lazy man
                                  thank God i am not like u,even if i sleep with her
                                   i am not married and she is not either,unlike u that is
                                   sleeping with Okonkuwo's wife Ihunoma

Okonkuwo                chi-ne-ke !!!    what did i hear so 
                                  my wife? where ? when? who?

teemu                         gbam! e don happen
                                    haaaaaaaaaaa! this is so revelling
                                     oya ,emeka big mouth tell us more


Omotena                     emeka that was too much!
                                   haaaa! faight go start now for here,,

{before she would even say it okonkuwo throws his calabash cup with wine at Edime.
Edime who struggles to excape is stopped by the dashing blows okonkuwo gives
him,there is shoutting ,struggling , and excitment as the people try to seperate the
two of them.finnaly they are separeted .Edime makes for exsit while Okonkuwo
storms home to meet his wife.ready for every hell to happen}





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