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Akpors & His Head Master *very Funny* by Wisdytech(m): 6:50am On Jun 01, 2013
Whenever his students offend
him, he would tell
them to go and give the wall 50
punches. Two students
(Musa and Akpors) offended him
on a
day, after his orders, Musa started
punching the
wall. He was crying heavily but the
headmaster did not
tell him to leave until he finished
the 50 punches. He told Akpors to
go and do like wise. Akpors:
Rubbishhhhhh...... Headmaster:
For
saying that, it's now
100 punches for you. Akpors:
Nonsenseeeeee.
Headmaster: Now 200 punches.
Akpors went towards
the wall, as he gave the wall a
punch (gbooooo), a block
fell down from the wall.
Headmaster: What's that
Akpors: Nothing...Gbooooo
(another block falls).
Headmaster:
You can go and sit down. Akpors:
That would be total
injustice, Musa finished his
punishment, I also want to
finish my own...gboooo, gbooo,
gboooo (blocks falling
down). Headmaster(Red eyes): I
SAID GO AND SIT DOWN.
Akpors: That would be cheating
on the other
student...gbooo ,gboooo, gbooo
(blocks falling down).
Headmaster: Can't I instruct you,
am I not old enough to
be your father? Akpors: For
mentioning my fathers'
name, I've increased my
punishment to 250 punches. The
headmaster knelt down.
Headmaster: My good son,
take it easy, i know this building
is
already going down,
but please pardon the
foundation.

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