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Akpos And Chichi by phlame(m): 10:10am On Jun 01, 2013
Chichi: Do you smoke?
Akpos: Yes....
Chichi: How many packs a day?
Akpos: 3 packs.
Chichi: How much per pack?
Akpos: N200.
Chichi: And how long have you been
smoking?
Akpos: For 15 years.
Chichi: So, one pack costs N200, and you have
3 packs a day, which puts your spending each
month at N18,000. In one year, it would be
N216,000 correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: If in one year you spend N216,000 not
accounting for inflation, the past 15 years
puts your spending at over N3,000,000
correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn't
smoked, that money could have been put in a
step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the
past 15 years, you could have now easily
bought a brand new Range Rover HSE Sport?
Akpos: Do you smoke?
Chichi: No.
Akpos: So where's your Range Rover HSE
Sport then?

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