1.Do not wear tight jeans that shape your
package… like Danny K.
We are okay with playing the guessing game. Really.
2. Never compare your girlfriend to your ex
3. Never give yourself a haircut, barber shops are
there to do just that.
4. Never compete for the mirror, they simply for
women
5. Mama's boys, leave your mom at home. Stop
talking about her, comparing every girl to her, and expecting her to do
everything for you, especially when you moved
out of the house.
6. Its rude to stare at other women in the
presence of your
lady. Keep your eyes on your woman. She's there
for a reason. Nxa!
7. Do NOT, ever, hit or abuse a woman, it's down
right
disrespectful, and it does not make you powerful.
In fact it just shows how weak you are.
8. Do not eat ice-cream in public, it just looks
wrong!
9. Do not grow your pinky nail, no no no!
10. Do not ever. ever. ever. fart during sex
11. Do not wear a gold chain with a suit, or go to
the dentist and ask them to put gold teeth in your mouth. It looks errrrgly!
12. Formal pants with sandals or takkies is not a
fashion statement, people please.
13. The phone tucked under your belt is not
ayoba, there are
better places to keep your phone. Try using your
pockets nje.
14. Do not wear shades at night, in the mall or on
your forehead.
15. Curly hair, come on! Your woman can’t be
gelling your hair.
16. Over-sporting your car is not cool, less is
more.
17. Never say you are almost there when you
bloody well know
that you are far from near. If you haven't left
yet, then just say it. We have to wait the same amount of time anyway.
18. Speaking of telling it like it is, never be afraid
to say what you need to say. Do not lie, women can handle it the truth!
19. Never trivialize a serious issue.
20. Never sit still while a pregnant woman stands
in a bus...


source: common sense

Cool.
It looks like it was gotten from a south african website.

cool especially No.10