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| Fun! Fun!! Fun!!! by adex4skill(m): 10:34pm On Jun 01, 2013 |
Who really owns a man? His mother or wife? AN ARGUMENT: Mother: My son must obey me unless he didn'tsuck my breast for 1yr. Wife: He sucks mine nowand sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking. Mother: I carried him for nine months. Wife: He was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now. Mother: He passed between my legs with pains. Wife: Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night. Pls WHO OWNS A MAN? Kindly Post your answer. Don't spoil the fun plssss - Who Truly Own a Man?? |
| Re: Fun! Fun!! Fun!!! by Sanboy25: 11:07pm On Jun 01, 2013 |
Hahaha  The mum of course, if it was not for her, the wife wouldn't have the opportunity to have him now. But at the same time, there's a book saying 'you shall LEAVE your mother and your father to stay with your wife, the two of you will make ONE flesh'... |
| Re: Fun! Fun!! Fun!!! by Handsomeemmy(m): 11:17pm On Jun 01, 2013 |
Sanboy25:Good evening to @sanboy, hope your day has been great. |
| Re: Fun! Fun!! Fun!!! by Sanboy25: 11:22pm On Jun 01, 2013 |
Handsomeemmy: Good evening to @sanboy, hope your day has been great. Yeah, it was tiring... and you ? I suppose that you're sleeping... Sorry for the delay, sweet dreams.  |
| Re: Fun! Fun!! Fun!!! by Handsomeemmy(m): 11:27pm On Jun 01, 2013 |
Sanboy25:Not sleeping yet, still wild awake though on bed, sleep most of the afternoon. |
| Re: Fun! Fun!! Fun!!! by Sanboy25: 11:34pm On Jun 01, 2013 |
Handsomeemmy: Not sleeping yet, still wild awake though on bed, sleep most of the afternoon. Ah ok, you didn't answer the post, on which side are you ? |
| Re: Fun! Fun!! Fun!!! by Handsomeemmy(m): 11:39pm On Jun 01, 2013 |
I will go with you view, i'm on the side of the mum, because without her, the wife won't have the opportunity of being with the man.... But in the long run, the wife owns him |
| Re: Fun! Fun!! Fun!!! by Sanboy25: 11:46pm On Jun 01, 2013 |
Handsomeemmy: I will go with you view, i'm on the side of the mum, because without her, the wife won't have the opportunity of being with the man.... But in the long run, the wife owns him Haha, thanks.  |
| Re: Fun! Fun!! Fun!!! by Handsomeemmy(m): 11:49pm On Jun 01, 2013 |
Sanboy25:You are welcome.... You are not sleeping yet? |
| Re: Fun! Fun!! Fun!!! by Sanboy25: 11:51pm On Jun 01, 2013 |
Handsomeemmy: You are welcome.... You are not sleeping yet? Well I'm preparing myself to go to bed at the same time. I guess I'll tell you good night now, sleep well. |
| Re: Fun! Fun!! Fun!!! by Handsomeemmy(m): 11:53pm On Jun 01, 2013 |
Sanboy25:Thanks...i 'm still here. Sweet dreams |
| Re: Fun! Fun!! Fun!!! by Sanboy25: 11:56pm On Jun 01, 2013 |
Handsomeemmy: Thanks...i 'm still here. Sweet dreams |
| Re: Fun! Fun!! Fun!!! by gover9ice(m): 12:28am On Jun 02, 2013 |
adex4skill: Who really owns a man? His mother or wife? AN ARGUMENT: Sanboy25:I tink is d wife |
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