A pretty Calabar woman was driving down a country
road in her new Kia car when something went
wrong with the car and it broke down. Luckily,
she happened to be near a farmhouse. She went up
to the farmhouse and knocked on the door. When the
farmer answered, she said to him, "Oh, it's Sunday
night and my car broke down! I don't know what to
do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow
when I can get some help?

"Well," said the farmer, "you can stay here,
but I don't want you messin' with my sons Ufot
and Uduak."

She looks through the screen door and saw two
men standing behind the farmer. She judged them
to be in the early twenties.

"Okay", she said.

After they had gone to bed for the night the
woman began to get a little Hot just thinking
about the two boys in the room next to her. So
she quietly went into their room and said, "Boys,
how would you like for me to teach you the ways
of the world?"

They said, "Huh?"

She said, "The only thing is, I don't want to get
pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers." She
puts them on the boys, and the three of them went at it all night long.


Forty years later Ufot and Uduak were sitting on the
front porch, rocking back and forth. "Uduak?"                                                                                                                       remember that Calabar woman that came
here about forty years ago and showed us the
ways of the world?"

"Yes," said Uduak, "I remember."

"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asked
Ufot.

"Nope," said Uduak "

"Me, neither," said Ufot, "Let's take these rubbers
off."

what da hell? for 40 years doz baboons have been wearing a condom. this is stupid and funny

Hah hah ! Shuoo !

laughter is the orgasm of sense and nonsense.

in this case where is the sense. where they peeing through their mouths.

Oh my God! Such morons,wearin a condom for 40yrs. Dat was gud.