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Which Naija Tribe Is The Dumbest by ndala(m): 8:06am On Jun 03, 2013
WHICH 9JA TRIBE IS DA DUMBEST........

1. HAUSA man who removes his shoes †Φ enter a taxi.....

2.IGBO man who goes †Φ D̶̲̥̅̊ bank with a spanner †Φ open a bank account.

3.YORUBA man who went †Φ bed with a ruler just †Φ know how long he has slept....

4. A TIV man who watches news TV n waves @ D̶̲̥̅̊ news reader.

5. AN EFIK nurse who wakes up a sleepin patient simply because she 4got †Φ give him sleepin pills....
6. AN IGALA man who lower his TV volume because he wants †Φ read a text message..

7.AN EDO man who spray himself with mortein †Φ keep mosquitos away......

8.AN IKWERE man who polishes his shoes †Φ take passportsize photo.

9. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree †Φ check if D̶̲̥̅̊ mango was ripe enuff then came down n started stoning........­­

10.A FULANI man who choose †Φ drink Fanta because he thinks sprite is unripe........
11.A KANURI man who saw somthing Łı̣̣к̲̣̣ǝ̩̩̩ shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na shit!!! Ƭħǎnƙ God i ₪o match A̶̲̥̅m.....

12.AN IDOMA man who puts his radio inside D̶̲̥̅̊ refrigerator bacause he wa
Re: Which Naija Tribe Is The Dumbest by smakati(m): 8:16am On Jun 03, 2013
Na God save u say urhobo no dey d tribes wey u diss, u for smell pepper today.......lol sha
Re: Which Naija Tribe Is The Dumbest by shugacaneman: 8:36am On Jun 03, 2013
an urhobo man who is running inside a moluwe bus because he's in a hurry.

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Re: Which Naija Tribe Is The Dumbest by Cabsso(m): 1:14pm On Jun 03, 2013
shugacaneman: an urhobo man who is running inside a moluwe bus because he's in a hurry.

Na Igala nw.
Re: Which Naija Tribe Is The Dumbest by phlame(m): 9:08am On Jun 04, 2013
ndala is the dumbest tongue

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Re: Which Naija Tribe Is The Dumbest by bammo: 2:38pm On Jul 06, 2013
Ndala is indeed d dumbest 4 thinkin naija tribes are dumb
Re: Which Naija Tribe Is The Dumbest by Azmarie(f): 3:18am On Jul 07, 2013
lmao the fulani!

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