Trust me am a full blooded nigerian and I understand that it has become a norm for most Nigerians to ask obvious questions which I find dumb buh that doesn't stopit from having the quality of Dumb anyways!
Some go you dey wash? When its xo xo obVious with a pail with soaped water in it and clothes, I was probably baptising the clothes
Or the other one that goes:
Customer:Gimme Fanta
Seller:Sorry,there's no Fanta we don't HAVE ANY COCA-COLA products.
Customer:toh!You have coke?
Seller: No!
Customer:You don't have any cocacola products?

What are your experiences lemme hear them!

Calling me by 1am and asking are you asleep

dumbest..dat Shud b wen i visited my uncle n he wz Lyk 'is dis u?'

It was raining and I was wet from head to toe someone saw me and asked,

Did the rain beat you?

I answered no, it was the sun that beat me.

You aint seen nothing yet, Read the dumbest questions ever asked online HERE and the hilarious answers, you will laugh your ass out I swear

MY EX..

WHEN SHE ANNOYS ME AND AM ANGRY SHE WILL BE LIKE " BABY DO YOU LOVE ME"

AM LIKE HECK WOMAN..I WOULDN'T HAVE MBEEN DATING YOU IF I DID NOT LOVE YOU.

Lemme Share This.

Event- B Lying down with eyes closed.

A- Hey! Are you trying to sleep?
B - No I'm trying to die!

Event - B a visitor

B - Hey! Do you have a washroom?
A- No we just shit_ outside!

THEY WAKE YOU UP AND THEN ASK IF YOU WERE ASLEEP?

How many continent are there in a nation... Am like what! Are ♈όϋ on this planet ?
..coming out from the bathroom ( wet and with my towel tied around my waist) , and someone like "guy ♈όϋ go baff? " no I just go see hw water D̶̲̅ε̲̣y be for body!

Are you going? Meanwhile, i was going.

..

Do you really make money online?

Meeting a long time School friend and all he could say was .. Janiobi, you still dey alive... .No nah my ghost him dey look

An interviewer asking me "why do you want this job" I was like wtf! What else if not 2 get paid....

Nawa o! d kind topic wey dey make front page dis days dey fear me o

You still dey sleep?? Ohh fu*K, am not sleeping am learning how to die

`Do you really use vaseline?

*Modified* Mummy saw you going to the bathroom to bath & later she called out in loud voice......Princesssssss ..................ME: Yes mummyyyyy....................The next thing she said was, are you bathing?.................. For my mind i will say NO am not bathing, am pouring acid and probably scrubbing my body with broken bottles

I was talking to a girl one day.. was trying to make frnd with her..
and she was like . what do you want? sex? or money? WTF!!

booked

every last saturday of the month in the morning at around 3am, this girl always call me after their vigil to ask if i am sleeping and i always reply her in my same sleepy voice... NO. I AM JUST COMING FROM THE OGBONI MEETING. YOU THINK I AM A WINCH LIKE YOU?

...jest passing by, datz all....

ar u d accused

Why did you go abroad for further studies?

You see me eating and still be like...
"Are you eating "
No I dey brush teeth with the pounded yam and soup .

Me: Dad i passed my waec
DAD: who help you wrote it?



GOshhh i be like ihate this Man

In a Restaurant..

Welcome sir .. Will you guys need a table sir??

NO we came to eat on the floor ..carpet for Five please..

Y do u like money? I was lyk, wic kin question b dis? [sub][/sub]

You see me eating bread nd still ask me 'what am i eating' ? Na stone i dey chop

Cooking in your room and some friends of yours just walked into the room seeing you turning the food and what they all say his ... Nah you dey cook?...

You all Dressed and you are heading out someone sees u and ask, are u going out? Reply; no I want to start training for the 1000m olympic race