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Nigeria Vs South Africa by Nobody: 12:32pm On May 01, 2008 |
A Nigerian and a South African lived next door to each other. The Nigerian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the South African's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the South African pick up the egg. The Nigerian ran up to the South African and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The South African disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They argued for a while until finally the Nigerian said, 'In my family we normaly solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the groin and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the groin and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg.' The South African agreed to this and so the Nigerian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the South African and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The South African fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the South African stood up and said, 'Now it's my turn to kick you.' The Nigerian said, 'Keep the damn egg.' |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by kay9(m): 2:49pm On May 01, 2008 |
Yes! Keep the darn egg, my man. I'll give a dozen eggs for such a kick. Who says Naja guys ain't smart? |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by Nobody: 2:56pm On May 01, 2008 |
naija people too smart abeg,chaiii very wise people wt so much wisdom |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by ThugLife1(m): 3:23pm On May 01, 2008 |
stale |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by Aiphie(f): 5:54pm On May 01, 2008 |
Still funny Naija no dey carry last. |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by Nobody: 6:53pm On May 01, 2008 |
Up green with green |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by kay9(m): 1:12pm On May 02, 2008 |
It isn't stale, Thug Life. Where's your sense of humor anyway? Jeez, get yourself a house-pet or something - a cat will do! - it'll brighten up your life. |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by ifyalways(f): 1:40pm On May 02, 2008 |
kay9:lmao @Joke,9ja no dey carry last ! |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by kay9(m): 1:48pm On May 02, 2008 |
Naija no dey carry last my sister - except for futball! |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by ifyalways(f): 1:56pm On May 02, 2008 |
who be your sister? |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by segunpc(m): 4:04pm On May 02, 2008 |
@thug life stale na wa o. na why person go say this one no sweet but if na be the south african person i no go gree o. i go bomb im house ni. crazy joke. |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by clemcykul(f): 4:17pm On May 02, 2008 |
rofmlo |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by Aiphie(f): 6:31pm On May 02, 2008 |
kay9: LoL |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by Aiphie(f): 6:33pm On May 02, 2008 |
ifyalways: You na |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by Shaz(f): 10:14pm On May 02, 2008 |
Sense & Sensibility. . cldn't have don better. . lol, nice one |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by clemcykul(f): 12:33pm On May 03, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmmm |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by oluyemimi(f): 2:58pm On May 08, 2008 |
why d hmmmmmmmmm. talk nw!!!! u no say u no quiet |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by temmysexy(f): 3:26pm On May 08, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by JUNIT1(m): 4:35pm On May 08, 2008 |
STOP DISSING WHERE I STAY, I'M NAJA BUT YOU GOTTA RESPECT SOUTH AFRIC A CMON, OR YOU WAN MAY I DISS YOU, OK .Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by Nobody: 4:55pm On May 08, 2008 |
Is that all wat ur mama got? |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by aristole(m): 5:43pm On May 08, 2008 |
Infact.Lmao |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by clemcykul(f): 9:10am On May 09, 2008 |
junit yo mama is so old dat methusala happens to be class mate |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by JUNIT1(m): 5:42pm On May 09, 2008 |
@ clemsycul if you wanna diss my mamma go to musi section, go to rap battles and you'll see a yo mamma thread, then you can put your wahck yo mamma jokes, here's one for you Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday. Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater. Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi" see you there if you wanna take me on. invitation also to anyone else, and stop dissing the country which i stay in. |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by Nobody: 6:26pm On May 09, 2008 |
@ j unit. U is a prodigal son |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by clemcykul(f): 11:37am On May 12, 2008 |
junit u want yo mama joke check out migines joke on yomama yo mama is so crazy that she braid her pubic hairs |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by jaymobb(m): 11:50am On May 12, 2008 |
to ghana braids |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by clemcykul(f): 11:54am On May 12, 2008 |
yeah dats ryte |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by ohilebo(m): 4:22pm On May 12, 2008 |
no more markets for combs or what |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by ayusman16(m): 4:41pm On May 12, 2008 |
@J-Unit Na only South Africa wey pple dey run from, na him u dey brag with? Na wao! I go to spend just the weekend in London! If na u, u for don waka naked! |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by phemyphemo(m): 5:03pm On May 12, 2008 |
nigerians are too knowledgable. opolo po |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by ThugLife1(m): 12:34am On May 13, 2008 |
It isn't stale, Thug Life. Where's your sense of humor anyway? Jeez, get yourself a house-pet or something - a cat will do! - it'll brighten up your life.Bite me |
Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa by JUNIT1(m): 3:32pm On May 13, 2008 |
ayusman when did i ever brag about staying in south africa, don't put words into my mouth dog, , sorry dont edit what i post for me, anyway you want me to also diss yo mamma , ok. yo mamma is so stupid, she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken. she somehow got fired from a Mouth Action, i saw her peeping through a glass window |
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