For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.





1. Men are like , Laxatives , They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like , Bananas , The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like , Weather , Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .Blenders , You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars , Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials , You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like , Government Bonds , They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like , Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn , They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like , Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots , All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Why are you tackling us this way?
But, its really a funny joke oooo
Nice one
Cheers

Are u sure you are a man Odeku

VhEI diS oNe HmMmMmM FuNnY

spikelord:

Are u sure you are a man Odeku

Nope, odeku is a SHE-HE thats all.

lol lol

spikelord and O4real   why don't you send your sisters and let me beat up some sh**t, after i beat it off the frame you will have no doubt I am a mandingo word up.

lol

Odeku:

spikelord and O4real why don't you send your sisters and let me beat up some sh**t, after i beat it off the frame you will have no doubt I am a mandingo word up.

Yo Spike my men, odeku has just spoken and he has confessed he is a SHE-HE-SHE, cant we cope with that!?

O4real, keeping it real, last time I check you was at spikelord D**k handling business like your freaking life depend on it, I wonder how you got that tight ass shirt on like you a fruit salad. you better check yourself before you wreck yourself Nigger. damn felis catus eater. skunk smelling bastard

                                , the @rsehole, who licks water in front and gas @ the back is talkin!              , Ode-ku (fool don die)! Go meet a shrink to fix your pathetic self. Your oda jokes that has had us cracking must have been stolen jokes am sure because u are now flipping like a bad switch which means you are not a real joke but a fucking fake nigga! 
       

O4 what ever you call yourself, I won't bestoge and relegate myself to your level and trade words with you, a word is enough for the wise. enough said. someone like you can't even hold my shoe none the less have a conversation with me. ps