1) More people are killed by
donkeys annually than are
killed in plane crashes.

(2) More people are killed
each year by coconuts than
sharks. Approximately 150
people are killed each year
by coconuts.

(3) You are more likely to
be killed by a champagne
cork than by a poisonous
spider.

(4) Fleas have the
distinction of killing more
people than all the wars
man has ever fought. The
"Black Death" plague killed
1/4 of Europe's population
in the 14th century, caused
by germs transmitted from
rodents to humans by fleas.

(5) The animal responsible
for the most human deaths
worldwide is the mosquito.

(6) The male praying mantis
cannot copulate while its
head is attached to its
body. The female initiates
sex by ripping the male's
head off.

(7) A hundred years ago,
the average life expectancy
in the United States was
forty-seven.

( Today, only one in two
billion people will live to be
116 or older.

(9) Your statistical chance
of being murdered is 1 in
20,000.

(10) There are 5 times as
many deaths due to the
negligence of doctors as
there are deaths due to
firearms.

(11) On average, 100
people choke to death on
ballpoint pens every year.

(12) Robert Hershey, of
Hershey Chocolate fame,
died when he fell into a vat
of chocolate and drowned.

(13) Dr. Alice Chase, who
wrote "Nutrition for Health"
and numerous books on the
science of proper eating,
died of malnutrition.

(14) Adolph Hitler's mother
seriously considered having
an abortion but was talked
out of it by her doctor.

(15) When Mahatma Gandhi
died, an autopsy revealed
that his small intestine
contained five gold
Krugerrands.

(16) When Thomas Edison
died in 1941; Henry Ford
captured his last dying
breath in a bottle.

(17) In 1845, President
Andrew Jackson's pet
parrot was removed from
his funeral for swearing.

(18) Robert Todd Lincoln,
son of Abraham Lincoln,
was present at the
assassinations of three
presidents: his father's,
President Garfield's, and
President McKinley's. After
the last shooting, he
refused ever to attend a
state affair again.

(19) When Mark Twain was
born on Nov 30, 1835,
Halley's comet was visible
over Florida, Missouri. Mark
Twain predicted in 1909
that he would die when it
returned. He was right.
When he died on April 21,
1910, Halley's comet was
once again visible in the
sky.

It's an odd world! When we believe we know everything, then something happened and One find out the world is like a stranger to us!

aanumama: It's an odd world! When we believe we know everything, then something happened and One find out the world is like a stranger to us!

I TIRE OO

We human have being attaching too much sentiment to death which is ineviteble we will all die some day. Abe lincon son whthnes the assasination of three president and voue never to visit state function again. I hope he is not the one killing them.

Just passing

...and most importantly, Jesus christ died and resurrected after 3 days. it pays to serve a living God. a God hu died dat we mite live. unlike some dead gods hu tell dia followers to kill demselves and odas. i mention ur name?

For No13 I am not surprised.

The man who sang Don't Worry Be Happy (Bobby McFerring) Committed Suicide. This is someone whose song has consoled millions of people all over the world.

NO 2 - This is really hillarious. Can't just stop laughing. Funny enough most of the deaths will occur on the beach and resorts. When person dey enjoy life coconut go just fall kill am.

N0 6 - chai! After ripping the poor things head just for 3minutes sex and you giving birth, the poor thing will roam his entire life without a head.


No 9 - its a lie. It depends on the business you are into. Drug barons, armed robbers, and street uchins have a 5/10 chance of being shot.

NO 11 - most of those people would have probably died in the exam hall or job interview room.

most of these statistics are gotten from reported incidents and accidents, but in a country like Nigeria and a continent like Africa, we know that 98 percent of deaths arise from bad government and the remaining 2 percent from illiteracy and poverty. I am not surprise, Obasanjo and IBB have escaped death more than any other ruler in Nigeria. Emmanuel Uduaghan is the worst Governor in Nigeria, same uduaghan owns the largest head amongst any present or past governors yet the tiniest plan for his state.

(6) The male praying mantis
cannot Reproduce while its
head is attached to its
body. The female initiates
sex by ripping the male's
head off.

This looks so akward, why dont the males protest, must they die after the show?

ABRAHAM USIEKI: most of these statistics are gotten from reported incidents and accidents, but in a country like Nigeria and a continent like Africa, we know that 98 percent of deaths arise from bad government and the remaining 2 percent from illiteracy and poverty. I am not surprise, Obasanjo and IBB have escaped death more than any other ruler in Nigeria. Emmanuel Uduaghan is the worst Governor in Nigeria, same uduaghan owns the largest head amongst any present or past governors yet the tiniest plan for his state.

Did you read that post at all? You should displayed how clueless you are because you didn't even make an iota of sense.

Knew Abraham to have been a wise man. Yours is just totally opposite.

LOL, very hilarious thread. The preying mantis must pray that it would make preying mantis heaven if konji catch am. Hehehehe. Guaranteed Deadly s*ex.

dridowu: Just passing