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Lol by phlame(m): 8:04am On Jun 07, 2013 |
Teacher: - what's wrong? Ubom :- our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Ubom are you sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye" Teacher:- tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer. The folowing morning Ubom comes back with a severe black eye again. Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again? Ubom:- Dad asked me again, ubom are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, you know, at the same time Mum was breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, ARe u coming? Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are u coming too? Dad answered:- Yes. Usually they don't go anywhere without me so I said “wait for me, I'm also coming!” |
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