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Re: Offtopic! by StephenP(m): 10:37pm On May 03, 2008
jennykadry:

yes now,afterall she did not force u on her did she?no,she can't rape u,can she?no

so its obvious u raped her,abeg comment jare,my ambo ears are opened wink ko ra mu akuko ka n ge nti,ke di ne mere nu ngbe ladyt bia kutere gi na room
[size=13pt]Remember the story Joseph and Potiphar's wife? It was just like that. . .except I didn't run away when she grabbed on to me.[/size]
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:39pm On May 03, 2008
@stephen

u did not run?that means you're not a man?david ran because it was a temptation and if he had fallen for it,his name wouldnt be ringing in d bible,and im sure it was a temptation,God wanted u to overcome but u did not,its obvious u've lost your blessings grin grin grin grin grin

anyways gist us ,how far?what happened wen she dragged u wink wink
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:40pm On May 03, 2008
come cadet seh na funmi be osunamazon?
Re: Offtopic! by StephenP(m): 10:42pm On May 03, 2008
[size=13pt]Like I said, I didn't run away. Instead, I jumped into my ride and sped away LOL!![/size]
Re: Offtopic! by Cadet(f): 10:42pm On May 03, 2008
jennykadry:

anyways gist us ,how far?what happened we she dragged u wink wink
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ROTFLMGBO! e be like say you wan hear nollywood story: "We had sex. It was great"
Re: Offtopic! by Cadet(f): 10:43pm On May 03, 2008
jennykadry:

come cadet seh na funmi be osunamazon?
LOL! u no know! The lady want some more Ekiti bashing? grin cheesy
Re: Offtopic! by LadyT(f): 10:43pm On May 03, 2008
angry
Stephen all I did was rub lotion onto your dry chest.  You then grabbed the lotion and said "Baby you chest looks a little dry as well"   you know what happened next  angry angry angry
Re: Offtopic! by Cadet(f): 10:45pm On May 03, 2008
LadyT:

angry
Stephen all I did was rub lotion onto your dry chest. You then grabbed the lotion and said "Baby you chest looks a little dry as well" you know what happened next angry angry angry
LOL! plz tell o. what happened next? Is that why you have a icky on your neck? shocked shocked
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:45pm On May 03, 2008
LOL! u no know! The lady want some more Ekiti bashing? grin cheesy

i no know ooo, so shes osun amazon,its like seun banned her,i said it,dat girl own too much

@ladyt

abeg dont make stephen feel Hot here now,why r u chat-seducing him,abeg d guy already has a hard one,pity d guy now

stephen abeg if its too much ,enter ur toilet and masturbate abeg,nothing do u
Re: Offtopic! by Cadet(f): 10:47pm On May 03, 2008
Jenny, you got too much information o. haba embarassed
see me blushing here
Re: Offtopic! by LadyT(f): 10:47pm On May 03, 2008
OMG@Jenny X-rated offtopic,

You made me read that x-rated post thats hell fire!
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:48pm On May 03, 2008
you people are still here? shocked embarassed cheiiiiiiiiiiiii tongue cheesy
Re: Offtopic! by StephenP(m): 10:48pm On May 03, 2008
jennykadry:

i no know ooo, so shes osun amazon,its like seun banned her,i said it,that girl own too much

@ladyt

abeg don't make stephen feel Hot here now,why r u chat-seducing him,abeg d guy already has a hard one,pity d guy now

stephen abeg if its too much ,enter your toilet and masturbate abeg,nothing do u
[size=13pt]Oga o. Na me be this? Nairaland thank you again for teaching something new.[/size]

[size=13pt]@LadyT, I will hunt you down for spilling the well cooked beans.[/size]
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:49pm On May 03, 2008
Jenny, you got too much information o. haba embarassed
see me blushing here

ROFL grin grin grin grin

@LADYT

NA CORRECT X-RATED OFF TOPIC BE DIS OOO,THANK GOD NO MODERATOR FOR NOW
Re: Offtopic! by StephenP(m): 10:50pm On May 03, 2008
ibkaye:

you people are still here? shocked embarassed cheiiiiiiiiiiiii tongue cheesy
[size=13pt]Ibkaye, please close your eyes!! LOL[/size]
Re: Offtopic! by LadyT(f): 10:50pm On May 03, 2008
lipsrsealed Sorry  wink
Re: Offtopic! by TheSly: 10:50pm On May 03, 2008
Lady T

You know that i truly love you. . . . . . . You make me shiver errtime i stare at your wonderful face and twins. . cool
Come into my world. . . . . and i promise u. . . .I'ma make u do what it do. . .No if's No and's No But's or Maybe's . cool cool
Re: Offtopic! by Cadet(f): 10:51pm On May 03, 2008
jennykadry:


NA CORRECT X-RATED OFF TOPIC BE DIS OOO,THANK GOD NO MODERATOR FOR NOW
Who told ya? I was appointed the moderator. I'll close this thread on my own timing
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:52pm On May 03, 2008
StephenP:

[size=13pt]Ibkaye, please close your eyes!! LOL[/size]
which eyes? i'm watching o  cheesy
Re: Offtopic! by LadyT(f): 10:52pm On May 03, 2008
angry

Sly how many times have I told you to stop using quotes taken from ASHEWO 101?
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:52pm On May 03, 2008
na where sly copy dis him poem from grin grin grin grin grin grin , cadet do u know where undecided undecided
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:53pm On May 03, 2008
@cadet

ah ah haba,cool down now,can u close down dis thread ur precious jenny loves so much wink wink
Re: Offtopic! by Cadet(f): 10:54pm On May 03, 2008
jennykadry:

na where sly copy this him poem from grin grin grin grin grin grin , cadet do u know where undecided undecided
yes, he got it from "Playa for Dummies" book grin cheesy
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:54pm On May 03, 2008
@ibkaye

y not go to bed dearie kiss kiss kiss dis place is too hot for u my love cool
Re: Offtopic! by Cadet(f): 10:55pm On May 03, 2008
jennykadry:

@cadet

ah ah haba,cool down now,can u close down this thread your precious jenny loves so much wink wink
I'm not closing it down o. I like it grin cheesy I'll soon ban you tongue
Re: Offtopic! by StephenP(m): 10:55pm On May 03, 2008
Cadet:

yes, he got it from "Playa for Dummies" book grin cheesy
[size=13pt]LMAO!! You deserve a high five.[/size]
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:56pm On May 03, 2008
jennykadry:

@ibkaye

y not go to bed dearie kiss kiss kiss this place is too hot for u my love cool
hehehe, yes o, this place is hot, i like the heat aunty kiss cool
Re: Offtopic! by LadyT(f): 10:57pm On May 03, 2008
angry

Last time Stephen gave a high 5 it resulted in a baby boy
Re: Offtopic! by Cadet(f): 10:57pm On May 03, 2008
StephenP:

[size=13pt]LMAO!! You deserve a high five.[/size]
wink

jennykadry:

@ibkaye

y not go to bed dearie kiss kiss kiss this place is too hot for u my love cool
leave my baby alone
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:58pm On May 03, 2008
Cadet:

wink
leave my baby alone
kiss cheesy grin
Re: Offtopic! by StephenP(m): 10:59pm On May 03, 2008
LadyT:

angry

Last time Stephen gave a high 5 it resulted in a baby boy
[size=13pt]LOL, and you'd know. Anyway, that baby was too ugly to be mine. Go ask the baby mama who the baby daddy is, LOL[/size]
Re: Offtopic! by TheSly: 10:59pm On May 03, 2008
LadyT:

angry

Sly how many times have I told you to stop using quotes taken from ASHEWO 101?
Lady T. . . .

Imagine a world without light. . . . . . cool
Imagine a Tea without sugar!
Imagine a bread without butter. . .

Imagine Nairaland without any member. . . .
Imagine a Soup without Maggi. . . .

Thats exactly how i feel without you. . . .Im so incomplete. . . . .
Forget all these People playing Games
I am not in anyway the same
I love you baby! cool cool cool

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