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Re: Offtopic! by StephenP(m): 10:37pm On May 03, 2008 |
jennykadry:[size=13pt]Remember the story Joseph and Potiphar's wife? It was just like that. . .except I didn't run away when she grabbed on to me.[/size] |
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:39pm On May 03, 2008 |
@stephen u did not run?that means you're not a man?david ran because it was a temptation and if he had fallen for it,his name wouldnt be ringing in d bible,and im sure it was a temptation,God wanted u to overcome but u did not,its obvious u've lost your blessings anyways gist us ,how far?what happened wen she dragged u |
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:40pm On May 03, 2008 |
come cadet seh na funmi be osunamazon? |
Re: Offtopic! by StephenP(m): 10:42pm On May 03, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Like I said, I didn't run away. Instead, I jumped into my ride and sped away LOL!![/size] |
Re: Offtopic! by Cadet(f): 10:42pm On May 03, 2008 |
jennykadry:. ROTFLMGBO! e be like say you wan hear nollywood story: "We had sex. It was great" |
Re: Offtopic! by Cadet(f): 10:43pm On May 03, 2008 |
jennykadry:LOL! u no know! The lady want some more Ekiti bashing? |
Re: Offtopic! by LadyT(f): 10:43pm On May 03, 2008 |
Stephen all I did was rub lotion onto your dry chest. You then grabbed the lotion and said "Baby you chest looks a little dry as well" you know what happened next |
Re: Offtopic! by Cadet(f): 10:45pm On May 03, 2008 |
LadyT:LOL! plz tell o. what happened next? Is that why you have a icky on your neck? |
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:45pm On May 03, 2008 |
LOL! u no know! The lady want some more Ekiti bashing? i no know ooo, so shes osun amazon,its like seun banned her,i said it,dat girl own too much @ladyt abeg dont make stephen feel Hot here now,why r u chat-seducing him,abeg d guy already has a hard one,pity d guy now stephen abeg if its too much ,enter ur toilet and masturbate abeg,nothing do u |
Re: Offtopic! by Cadet(f): 10:47pm On May 03, 2008 |
Jenny, you got too much information o. haba see me blushing here |
Re: Offtopic! by LadyT(f): 10:47pm On May 03, 2008 |
OMG@Jenny X-rated offtopic, You made me read that x-rated post thats hell fire! |
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:48pm On May 03, 2008 |
you people are still here? cheiiiiiiiiiiiii |
Re: Offtopic! by StephenP(m): 10:48pm On May 03, 2008 |
jennykadry:[size=13pt]Oga o. Na me be this? Nairaland thank you again for teaching something new.[/size] [size=13pt]@LadyT, I will hunt you down for spilling the well cooked beans.[/size] |
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:49pm On May 03, 2008 |
Jenny, you got too much information o. haba ROFL @LADYT NA CORRECT X-RATED OFF TOPIC BE DIS OOO,THANK GOD NO MODERATOR FOR NOW |
Re: Offtopic! by StephenP(m): 10:50pm On May 03, 2008 |
ibkaye:[size=13pt]Ibkaye, please close your eyes!! LOL[/size] |
Re: Offtopic! by LadyT(f): 10:50pm On May 03, 2008 |
Sorry |
Re: Offtopic! by TheSly: 10:50pm On May 03, 2008 |
Lady T You know that i truly love you. . . . . . . You make me shiver errtime i stare at your wonderful face and twins. . Come into my world. . . . . and i promise u. . . .I'ma make u do what it do. . .No if's No and's No But's or Maybe's . |
Re: Offtopic! by Cadet(f): 10:51pm On May 03, 2008 |
jennykadry:Who told ya? I was appointed the moderator. I'll close this thread on my own timing |
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:52pm On May 03, 2008 |
StephenP:which eyes? i'm watching o |
Re: Offtopic! by LadyT(f): 10:52pm On May 03, 2008 |
Sly how many times have I told you to stop using quotes taken from ASHEWO 101? |
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:52pm On May 03, 2008 |
na where sly copy dis him poem from , cadet do u know where |
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:53pm On May 03, 2008 |
@cadet ah ah haba,cool down now,can u close down dis thread ur precious jenny loves so much |
Re: Offtopic! by Cadet(f): 10:54pm On May 03, 2008 |
jennykadry:yes, he got it from "Playa for Dummies" book |
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:54pm On May 03, 2008 |
@ibkaye y not go to bed dearie dis place is too hot for u my love |
Re: Offtopic! by Cadet(f): 10:55pm On May 03, 2008 |
jennykadry:I'm not closing it down o. I like it I'll soon ban you |
Re: Offtopic! by StephenP(m): 10:55pm On May 03, 2008 |
Cadet:[size=13pt]LMAO!! You deserve a high five.[/size] |
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:56pm On May 03, 2008 |
jennykadry:hehehe, yes o, this place is hot, i like the heat aunty |
Re: Offtopic! by LadyT(f): 10:57pm On May 03, 2008 |
Last time Stephen gave a high 5 it resulted in a baby boy |
Re: Offtopic! by Cadet(f): 10:57pm On May 03, 2008 |
StephenP: jennykadry:leave my baby alone |
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 10:58pm On May 03, 2008 |
Cadet: |
Re: Offtopic! by StephenP(m): 10:59pm On May 03, 2008 |
LadyT:[size=13pt]LOL, and you'd know. Anyway, that baby was too ugly to be mine. Go ask the baby mama who the baby daddy is, LOL[/size] |
Re: Offtopic! by TheSly: 10:59pm On May 03, 2008 |
LadyT:Lady T. . . . Imagine a world without light. . . . . . Imagine a Tea without sugar! Imagine a bread without butter. . . Imagine Nairaland without any member. . . . Imagine a Soup without Maggi. . . . Thats exactly how i feel without you. . . .Im so incomplete. . . . . Forget all these People playing Games I am not in anyway the same I love you baby! |
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