*Every Tooth paste na Maclean.
*Every Cat na Demon
*Every Fine boy na Player.
*Every light skin girl na Olosho *Any Guy wey spend for Girl na Maga
*Every Sunday = Rice
*All Northerners are Muslims
*All Calabar ladies are good in bed
*Rich Hausa men are Alhaji while poor
ones are Aboki. *All Benue people practice wife-sharing
*On a date the guy should always pay
the bills
*A guy must ask a lady out
*The older child must marry first
*When you travel abroad you become auto rich
*Every noodles na indomie
*Every soup flavor cube na Maggi
*If u drive a car; u have money
*If u call a girl: u are interested in her
*Igbo girls like money *Yoruba girls are dirty
*Mix maltina and peak milk =blood tonic
*Alomo bitter = sex fuel.
*All rich young guy is a yahoo boy
>>>Add yours.

This is hilarious! All ebira people of kogi are .......