A man walks into a bar and orders a
double, obviously upset. "What's the
matter, buddy ?"
asks the bartender. "It's a long story. I
met
this beautiful woman who invited me back
home. We stripped off our clothes and
jumped into bed and were just about to
make love when her goddamned
husband came in the front door. So I
had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the edge by
my fingernails without any clothes on!''
''Gee,
that's tough!'' commiserated the
bartender.
''Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated.
When her husband came into the room,
he
wanted to have sex with her -- but he
had to
piss first. And the lazy son of a bitch pissed
out the window right onto my head!"
''Yeech !
No wonder you're in a lousy mood."
''Yeah,
but I haven't told you what really really made
me mad.
Next, I had to listen to them grunting
and
groaning and when they finished the
husband tossed his condom out the window.
And
where does it land ? On my goddamned
forehead!'' ''Damn, that
really is a drag!'' ''Oh, I'm not finished!
See, what really pissed me off was when the
husband had to take a dump. Turns out
that
their toilet was broken, so he stuck his
ass out
of the window and let loose right on my head!'' ''That would
sure
mess up my day." ''Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but do
you know what REALLY REALLY
REALLY pissed me off ? When I looked down and saw that my
feet
were only SIX inches off the ground!'