1. u have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks
scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a
tattoo...ah! my friend u be zebra??
2.U are 6 feet tall,u still com wear 6 inches
high heel shoe...se u wan whisper to God??
3.How can u say 9 inches is still not enough?? is what u hav a vagina or a grave yard??
4.how can dat weave-on be on ur head for
more dan 6 months? ah! aunty, na
pregnancy?
5.U dey skip meals because u de WATCH ur
Weight abi? continue, soon we go WATCH ur funeral.
6.U dey snap inside different type of cars yet
u expect ur man to believe u are not
cheatin..aunty, u be mechanic??
7.U gather different gals picture for ur fone &
yet u xpect ur gal to believe u are not cheatin.. uncle, u be photographer?
8.U de inside well de die u still dey tell emeka
to return the rope make e go buy cheap
rope.... Na money u go chop or ur life?
9.Something lost, dem
see am for your pocket and you de claim say you no know how it got into your
pocket...your pocket na magneto??
10. he gave u an engagement ring for over
five years,e never marry u, my dear u be lord
of d rings
11.Ur mum caught u wit soup all over ur mouth yet u re still denying dat u didn't near
her pot,ur lips na kitchen rag??
12. U carry ur hand go steal person tin, dem
catch u say na d work of d devil. U b satan
employee?...

oboy u too sabi

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Olamide don coz wahala 4 9ja o,imagine in a church a pastor said d sound system was too loud,d engineer was trying 2 reduce d sound and he asked d pastor SHEY KO WALE, and d whole congregation shouted KO DURO SOKE!!!!!!!..e gbami ninu CHURSHii!!!!!!!.

A love letter frm a mechanic to a pepper seller: Hello Girl, I want to write u dis letter.
Becos everyday I saw u opposite with my
workshop.
U saw me & I also saw u everyday. But I hav
wash u 4 a severally time now. The way ur
behaviour is, nor good for me. I want to take u as a good
garlfriend. Because ur beautyfool garl in Dis our
town. So I luv u like butafly luv a flower.
Errrmmmmmm, but one thing is dat, I want to
talkto u but u don’t half tym. Dat is y I shouldn’t
came & talk to u. If u tink dat u cannot read d letter, just
phone me & gave me d reply or d answer!
I am doned. Good byeeeeee.
Yours forever,
Mechanical Engineerer. Ebubedike. THE LOVELY REPLY:
Dear Ebu,
I rily soprice for ur leta. I saw u wen u saw me
but I shy and I look down.
The way my hart is doin me I want to folo u but I
kannot left my peppe becus this is where I shop. I want to phone u but i dnt getting cremis so you have to resharge me.
Ur
leta have rily tosh me. If u come to my compand I
will mit u for backayard.
FROM ur hart,
Bintu

Hahwywywywywywu... UuuyayahahaHahwywywywywywu laughing UuuyayahahaHahwywywywywywu at my native tongue