- In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals
must be female. Having sexual relations
with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)


- In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally
examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them
during the examination. He may only see
their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?). Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)


- The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!"


- There are men in Guam whose full-time
job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time .. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)


- In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)


- Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)


- In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first
time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one
shudder at the thought.)


- In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume
this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?).


- In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)


- Banging your head against a wall uses
150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers
for this stuff?)


- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?).


- The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the govt. pay for this research??).


- Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez.)


- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)


- Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too.) And, the best for last.....


- Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)

This is crazy.

Mods, abeg put dis for front page, you hear?

Where's that country that offer their wives to visitors when they come visiting?..

Pls vote for me.
Vote OBINNAU
https://www.nairaland.com/1320228/mr-nairaland-june-2013-elimination

What a crazy world we live in.

A sin in one country is an honor in another country.

k2039: What a crazy world we live in.

A sin in one country is an honor in another country.

Na so e be, my brother.

REMMEI: Where's that country that offer their wives to visitors when they come visiting?..

There is such a tribe in Benue state! I think it's Igala, but I'm not sure.

Sleeping with virgins for a living? Now that has got to be the best job in the world.
Lmao at using a mirror to look at cores, now could there be anything more stupid?

Really really going nuts. These lebanese people ehh...