A cocaine dealer Stephen was taking his cocaine to lagos to deliver to a buyer on the road a police patrol vehicle blocked his car
Police:mr man come down here
stephen obeyed and went down
Policeman :open your boot
stephen obeyed and opened the boot
after 3minutes of checking the boot the police uncovers cocaine inside one of the boot compartments
Policeman:mr man so u are carrying cocaine, u are under arrest, sergeant dickson, bring handcuff and handcuff this man
Stephen:officer calm down, i'll pay u 100k, just let me go
Policeman:are u trying to bribe a police officer?
Stephen:i'll pay u 500k just let me go
Policeman:are u bribing a police officer?
Stephen:i'll pay u 1mil just let me go
Policeman:make it 1.5mil, u just bribed a police officer

bin gbagbo:

Dust bin, oh bin gbagbo u dey cry as if all ur sahara yoke, xowie joke beta paz dix 1 mumu...boi u try jor, add mre effort...bin go get a lyf...brodali advice

Gozie_ekenkwo: Dust bin, oh bin gbagbo u dey cry as if all ur sahara yoke, xowie joke beta paz dix 1 mumu...boi u try jor, add mre effort...bin go get a lyf...brodali advice

oloshi!!