Mandela is enjoying a hearty breakfast -
bacon, eggs, coffee,croissan ts, toast, butter,
jam, etc. when Obama, chewing gum, sits
next to him and starts a conversation:
Obama: "You South Africans eat the whole
bread?"
Mandela: "Of course."

Obama (blowing bubble with his gum): "We
don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside.
The crusts we collect in a container, recycle,
re-bake them into croissants and sell them to
South Africa."
Mandela: "Oh Really?"
Obama: "Do you eat jam with the bread?"
Mandela: "Of course."
Obama (chuckling and crackling his gum
between his teeth): "We don't. In the States
we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the
peels, seeds and left over's into containers,
recycle them into jam and sell it to South
Africa ."
Mandela: "Do you have sex in America?"
Obama: "Of course we do."
Mandela: "And what do you do with the
condoms?"
Obama: "Throw them away of course."
Mandela: "We don't. We pack them into
containers, recycle them, melt them down into
chewing gum and sell it to America." Smile
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