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Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by sholabanke(m): 1:27pm On May 09, 2008
Tight Skirt, Bus Stop  

 One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by djcrooky(m): 1:42pm On May 09, 2008
nice one shola
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by Nobody: 1:58pm On May 09, 2008
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by oluyemimi(f): 3:38pm On May 09, 2008
yeah!! right!!!! cool
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by kayowalemi(m): 4:57pm On May 09, 2008
Thank God she didn't pull down the man's trousers
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by clemcykul(f): 11:41am On May 12, 2008
lmao grin grin
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by segunpc(m): 1:27pm On May 12, 2008
hmm i laugh small.
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by Nobody: 1:28pm On May 12, 2008
:p
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by saucekid(m): 3:16pm On May 12, 2008
:q
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by bibs(f): 3:41pm On May 12, 2008
smiley
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by saucekid(m): 3:42pm On May 12, 2008
hehehe
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by ThugLife1(m): 6:28pm On May 13, 2008
:d
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by saucekid(m): 6:45pm On May 13, 2008
make una type something
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by ThugLife1(m): 7:19pm On May 13, 2008
I need a typist,you can send your cv.
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by dreday(m): 12:31am On May 14, 2008
That was so hilarious,I have a face splitting grin on my face right now grin
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by chidipupay(m): 8:27am On May 15, 2008
something
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by olulu(m): 8:57am On May 15, 2008
@poster
coool

grin grin grin


good tin she didn't grab sumtin
long ,warm and hard,

grin grin grin grin
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by dutchess(f): 9:13am On May 15, 2008
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow wat a crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy mistake,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. shocked shocked
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by clemcykul(f): 9:32am On May 15, 2008
i contribute my second hand laff
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by mykali(m): 6:57pm On May 15, 2008
and i contribute my brown toothed laff
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by kene20(m): 7:23pm On May 15, 2008
Nice one grin grin grin grin
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by saucekid(m): 2:10pm On May 16, 2008
who tell you?
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by welli(f): 2:17pm On May 16, 2008
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by saucekid(m): 2:34pm On May 16, 2008
why u shutup?
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by kayowalemi(m): 2:56pm On May 16, 2008
Why I no b d guy wet folo her?
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by kayowalemi(m): 3:04pm On May 16, 2008
Why I no b d guy wey folo her?
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by saucekid(m): 3:05pm On May 16, 2008
wetin you mean by that?
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by clemcykul(f): 4:45pm On May 16, 2008
u don 4get say him name na mr meaningless?

grin
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by saucekid(m): 5:12pm On May 16, 2008
na him middle name
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by kayowalemi(m): 5:25pm On May 16, 2008
clemcykul:

u don forget say him name na mr meaningless?

grin
You see she don talk am. I no mean anytin
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by saucekid(m): 5:29pm On May 16, 2008
good for you
Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by leopower(m): 11:22pm On May 16, 2008
grin shocked cool are you there?

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