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Tight Skirt by joerux60: 10:57am On Jan 26, 2012 |
This lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus. A bus pulled up and the driver opened the doors. she tried to step up onto the step but her skirt was too tight. So she reached back to unzip and loosen it a little. she tried to step up onto the steps again. But it was still to tight. She reached back and unzipped some more. Tried to step up again and the skirt was still to tight. She tried one more time. She reached back and unzipped some more. And she still couldn’t get up onto the bus. So this man behind her reaches and grabs her by the butt. He gives her a boost onto the bus. She turns around and slaps him and saying "What do you think you are doing." Well the man says "Well lady after you unzipped my pants for the third time I thought we was acquinted." |
Re: Tight Skirt by mikuz(m): 11:58am On Jan 26, 2012 |
Hahaha, Great Joke! |
Re: Tight Skirt by joerux60: 12:05pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
thanx mikuz. another one coming soon |
Re: Tight Skirt by joerux60: 12:26pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
Sarcasm at its best ! A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess." The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Debbie?" Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still a virgin!" The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. And there's no way I'm going to miss it this time!!!!, |
Re: Tight Skirt by joerux60: 12:36pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
A Chinese man called a prostitute house& asked for the services of their mosttalented & energetic girl.The girl finally got to his home & theystarted having sex.Once he was done, he , jumped off thebed, ran to the window, took a deepbreath, went under the bed, came outthe other side & started having sex withthe girl again.After he finished the 2nd time, he againjumped off the bed, ran to the window,went under the bed & came out theother side & started again. He did this 8more times.The girl was impressed by his stamina.After they finished the 10th time, shedecided to try this herself.She jumped off the bed, ran to thewindow, took a deep breath, went underthe bed, & saw 9 more Chinese men, |
Re: Tight Skirt by Nobody: 1:29pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
HAHAHAHAHA! the third joke was d bomb!! me likey! the lady must be booqee! |
Re: Tight Skirt by joerux60: 1:43pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
ha ha, if she comes here she will eat you |
Re: Tight Skirt by Nobody: 1:51pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
^^^ i already sent her to Mars, no qwams! more jokes pls. . . |
Re: Tight Skirt by joerux60: 2:03pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
ok let's try this one. Man with a terrible winking Problem A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we’re afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I’m sorry…we can’t hire you.” “But wait,” he said. “If I take two aspirin, I’ll stop winking!” “Really? Great! Show me!” So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking. “Well,” said the interviewer, “that’s all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!” “Womanizing? What do you mean? I’m a happily married man!” “Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?” “Oh, that,” he sighed. “Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?” 1 Like |
Re: Tight Skirt by Nobody: 2:09pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
grade: B+ try harder. . . i like distinction students! more pls! |
Re: Tight Skirt by angelz(f): 2:24pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
cool jokes |
Re: Tight Skirt by joerux60: 2:34pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
thanx angelz. let's see if i can get grade b+++ let's go; A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your dingalink is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |
Re: Tight Skirt by Nobody: 3:05pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
hahahahahaahaa grade: F9* for being a bad boy!! !! !! |
Re: Tight Skirt by joerux60: 3:12pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
then look at this one; An old man owned a pond, lined with fruit trees. One day he went there with a bucket to fill it with fruits. He found naked young ladies swimming in the pond. They went deep to shield , themselves and said 'we r not coming out until you r gone'. The old man said " i am not here to see u naked nor 2 get u out of my pond naked, i'm just here to feed the crocodile, MORAL: " men can really think fast when they come across naked gals" |
Re: Tight Skirt by Nobody: 3:16pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
grade: B comment: i want some more. . . |
Re: Tight Skirt by joerux60: 3:29pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
these were jokes to do with a skirt. we have to change the heading then. which category do yu want next? |
Re: Tight Skirt by Nobody: 3:34pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
^^^lets see. . . . . what about relationship between mikuz and booqee. . . |
Re: Tight Skirt by joerux60: 3:48pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
yu sure i won't be in trouble! ok, lets work on one |
Re: Tight Skirt by Nobody: 3:50pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
waiting. . . . . |
Re: Tight Skirt by joerux60: 3:58pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
i am knoking off now. that's for tomorrow then. a gud evening to yu |
Re: Tight Skirt by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
^^^ ok, good guy! |
Re: Tight Skirt by Akwaowoa(m): 12:33pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
@poster, you r d bomb. Gosh! Were did u get this rib cracking jokes. I cant just help but ROFLMAO. Thanks man! |
Re: Tight Skirt by joerux60: 12:39pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
@Akwa HI. Thanks. I google them around. |
Re: Tight Skirt by ekeroyal(m): 5:35pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
this poster's a real good boy not for people like more vaseline to ur ******# don't get it twisted, I meant your fingers |
Re: Tight Skirt by bingbagbo(m): 5:38pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
JOKE GRADING: E REMARKS: GET SERIOUS |
Re: Tight Skirt by Nobody: 5:52pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
@eke, u're such a pervert! @bin gbagaun, have u ever done better! pharisee!!!!!!!! |
Re: Tight Skirt by ekeroyal(m): 5:27am On Jan 28, 2012 |
otooro:naughty otooro, pls repent and leave this things, join the islamic faith and serve almighty the way it should be ok? |
Re: Tight Skirt by Maanika: 6:54am On Jan 28, 2012 |
Really so funny sharing, I enjoy all jokes so much. You make me laugh so much today, |
Re: Tight Skirt by joerux60: 8:02am On Jan 28, 2012 |
let's try this one The Fare A teenager and his date were parked on a back road outside of town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads outside of town. Things were getting pretty serious when the girl stopped the boy and said "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a prostitute and I charge $100 for sex." The boy just looked at her for a few moments, but then reluctantly paid her the money and they did their thing. After getting dressed again, the boy sat quietly in the driver's seat listening to the radio and looking out of the front window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a taxi driver and the fare back to town is $125." |
Re: Tight Skirt by ekeroyal(m): 8:09am On Jan 28, 2012 |
Re: Tight Skirt by joerux60: 8:25am On Jan 28, 2012 |
this one is for you ekeroyal. A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style. "If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef." "Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener." |
Re: Tight Skirt by ekeroyal(m): 8:47am On Jan 28, 2012 |
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/cyan%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E-1%5E_%5E2%5E_%5EBADT BOI%5E_%5E.gif[/img] thanks for that |
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