1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.

2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY PAPA WHEN
HIM YOUNG.

3) On ur wedding, one idiot walk up to you as you
are about to take
ur wedding pix with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.

4) Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS. SO YOU DEY
USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.

I listened to 9 o'clock news, it was announced that the election was postponed.
WHO TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR
FOR MY VILLAGE.

Take this mosquito coil; e dey kill
insect fast... Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.

*standing in front of a police station*
SHEY NA POLICE STATION BE THIS? Answer:no! Na
aso rock!

*you see me at your door, DRENCHED by rain and you ask me...is it raining?
Answer::nooo rain ke, its not raining, i took ma fish for a walk in the swimming pool!


abeg add urs...

;Dlwkmdoo...you woke up and greeted and yhu were asked if yhu'vewoke up.

The one wey dey vex me pass na when you travel come back,dem go begin ask you ''U don come back'' like say na ghost dem see.

juns4sure: ;Dlwkmdoo...you woke up and greeted and yhu were asked if yhu'vewoke up.

lol...na my people do am pass

*workin in a computer business centre nd a customer walks in nd meets u typin*
nd yet he asks: are u busy or wrkin now?
Ans: no o, i'm playing

What about when you went to visit someone, and you want to leave, and on your way out, he asks: ahn ahn you de go?....

no na come i de come