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Some Foolish Questions Nigerians Ask by Abisoyee(m): 10:35am On Oct 16, 2014 |
Someone calls you up at 2 a.m in the morning and asks if you are sleeping? Answer: No I am picking beans You are at the ticket counter at the cinemas and a friend asks you “What you are doing here?” Answer: I came to pay my school fees Someone sees a pregnant lady and asks: “Are you expecting a baby? Answer: No I am carrying a bus in my stomach Someone sees you dressed up on Sunday with your bible and asks “are you going to church?” Answer: No I am on my way to the club You’re standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, “Are you going up?” Answer: “No, I’m waiting for my Office to come down and get me.” You go to buy recharge card and give the seller N100 and he still asks you “how much?” Answer: Tell him N1,500 Someone runs into you on the road and asks ‘na you be this’ Answer: No, my father when he was young You get soaked by the rain and someone asks if rain beat you Answer: No, I fell on top of shit Thieves burst into your house in the middle of the night and your wife asks you “Honey who are these people?” Answer: They are our fellowship brothers You slap somebody and they ask “Did you just slap me?” Answer: No I just kissed your cheek For more updates, I remain @iamposhkid on Twitter and Instagram. You can also add Poshkid’s Corner BBM Channel with C00396EEB and get instant updates. Or visit www.poshkidscorner.gidicentral.com |
Re: Some Foolish Questions Nigerians Ask by Nobody: 10:45am On Oct 16, 2014 |
What shud I tel dis fellow asking me what I'm doing in d bathroom? |
Re: Some Foolish Questions Nigerians Ask by Nobody: 11:30am On Oct 16, 2014 |
Very hilarous |
Re: Some Foolish Questions Nigerians Ask by Nobody: 11:31am On Oct 16, 2014 |
Intacta:Give the person a red slap. Lola! Regards Boss |
Re: Some Foolish Questions Nigerians Ask by Nobody: 12:06pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Abisoyee:Someone sees you dressed up on Sunday with your bible and asks “are you going to church?”.non be everybody wen carry Bible dey go church. some dey use am to cover face |
Re: Some Foolish Questions Nigerians Ask by Dharhe(m): 12:11pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
asuustrike1:. No na ILE KEU ah dey go |
Re: Some Foolish Questions Nigerians Ask by florentia: 3:50pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Hahahaha |
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