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Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by Merkki(f): 10:50pm On Jun 19, 2013
These days, people write their own wedding vows. Below are examples of funny wedding vows,

Example 1:

Minister: Do you promise to love, honor, cook for, clean up after, surrender your share of the blanket to, relinquish the remote to your partner, until death do you part?

Example 2:

Minister: Do you take this man to be your husband?
Bride: I do.
Minister to Groom: Do you take this woman to be your wife?
Bride: He does.

Example 3:

Groom: I, Barney, take you, Betty, to be my awful wedded wife, to have and to scold, from this day fast forwarded for better but not worse, for richer, and poorer, forget sickness only in health, to loathe and to cherish, till suspicious death do we part.

Example 4:
I John, take you Mary, to be my lawfully wedded wife.
To be together in happiness and strife,
To have and to hold,
Even if your cooking grows mold.
I love you in richness and in debt,
And cherish all moments since we have met.
I promise to love you until the end of my days,
As long as you stay out of my baseball plays.
I pledge to be faithful
Even when we're old and dull.


Example 5:

For his vows to wife Jamie Marie, John Caprulo wrote:

“Jamie Marie, from this day forward I promise to be worth it. Worth the time. Worth the trip. Worth the energy. Worth the embarrassment. Worth your love. I promise that you will always count. You will always come first, and of course, if you don’t for whatever reason, I will buy you some shoes.

From the moment you entered my world, you have filled it with life, color, and energy like never before…like kool-aid in a mud puddle…or a cupcake in a salad…or a rose garden in a junk yard. You are my rose, Jamie Marie, and I promise to devote my life to being your dirt.”


Example 6:

Priest: Do you accept it to be your wife

Groom: Oh yeah, I do

Priest: Then put a ring on it!


Source: www.buzzle.com/articles/funny-wedding-vows.html

Now a quick question, do you want to write your wedding vows yourself? And if you are married, why not write your vows again on your wedding anniversary or make the scribbling on an anniversary cake. Come on, it will be fun. A surprise too wink

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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by Mystiqme: 12:10pm On Jun 20, 2013
Groom: Yes, I'll love her if we're rich,
And I will love her in a ditch,
I'll love her through good times and bad,
Whether we are happy or sad,
Yes, I will have, and I will hold
(I could have sworn this has been told!)
I promise to love all my life
This woman, as my lawful wife!
grin grin grin grin

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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by wellmax: 12:11pm On Jun 20, 2013
Nice write up, but I wont make any of these
Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by DANILSA(m): 12:12pm On Jun 20, 2013
Minister: Do you take this man to be your
husband?
Bride: I do.
Minister to Groom: Do you take this woman to be
your wife?
Bride: He does.

The man na deaf and dumb?

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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by Yomieluv(m): 12:12pm On Jun 20, 2013
For better for stay,for worse for go..
Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by Paradise163(f): 12:13pm On Jun 20, 2013
1st to comment, ***dancing azonto***
time to read dis long story
Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by sayso(m): 12:13pm On Jun 20, 2013
The mysteries of wedding vows remains.
Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by SLIDEwaxie(m): 12:14pm On Jun 20, 2013
Mystiqme: Groom: Yes, I'll love her if we're rich,
And I will love her in a ditch,
I'll love her through good times and bad,
Whether we are happy or sad,
Yes, I will have, and I will hold
(I could have sworn this has been told!)
I promise to love all my life
This woman, as my lawful wife!
grin grin grin grin
may i ask why u are laughing?

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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by Paradise163(f): 12:14pm On Jun 20, 2013
okwala m dis time
Paradise163: 1st to comment, ***dancing azonto***
time to read dis long story
Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by Noelle01: 12:20pm On Jun 20, 2013
Paradise163: 1st to comment, ***dancing azonto***
time to read dis long story
1st 2 comment? I laff in efik

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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by berem(f): 12:21pm On Jun 20, 2013
what's so cute and funny about the vows? No wonder the rate of divorce is high! couples now take marital vows to be a mere joke. smh. angry

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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by lifestyle1(m): 12:23pm On Jun 20, 2013
Paradise163: 1st to comment, ***dancing azonto***
time to read dis long story

you need to port...

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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by OkikiOluwa1(m): 12:26pm On Jun 20, 2013
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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by fitzmayowa: 12:31pm On Jun 20, 2013
Hmmm, ayam following

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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by sexymoma(f): 12:32pm On Jun 20, 2013
Paradise163: 1st to comment, ***dancing azonto***
time to read dis long story
have told you not to sleeptalk again, see what you've done to yourself now. cry

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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by Emyo(m): 12:36pm On Jun 20, 2013
i can't see any cooperate vow here.
Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by Dewze: 12:36pm On Jun 20, 2013
DANILSA: Minister: Do you take this man to be your
husband?
Bride: I do.
Minister to Groom: Do you take this woman to be
your wife?
Bride: He does.

The man na deaf and dumb?

guy u no understand. Tht man no wan marry the girl.
Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by bknight(m): 12:41pm On Jun 20, 2013
Hmmm...wedding vows! undecided

I think it should be included that 'I will not divorce...' else u can still do most of the above while divorced. Afterall, some still silently love & cherish their ex-partners deep down in their hearts and will love them till death, even after a divorce.

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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by dridowu: 12:45pm On Jun 20, 2013
Hahahaahahahahahahahahaha
Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by mysticgal(f): 12:51pm On Jun 20, 2013
Good but i think i will write my own.next cool
Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by Brimmie(m): 12:52pm On Jun 20, 2013
Minister: Do you promise not to Port to another woman's network whatever the case maybe?

Groom: Hell Yeah!!

Minister: Do you promise to be a better service provider so as not to get dumped for 90days??


Bride: Fuc.king Right!!
cheesy cheesy

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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by ffo(m): 12:57pm On Jun 20, 2013
Paradise163: 1st to comment, ***dancing azonto***
time to read dis long story

YOU NO SHAME ABI? WITH YOUR MTEL LINE.
Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by mollytinrox: 12:58pm On Jun 20, 2013
I'll use something corny like this too. grin
Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by sexymoma(f): 12:58pm On Jun 20, 2013
Brimmie: Minister: Do you promise not to Port to another woman's network whatever the case maybe?

Groom: Hell Yeah!!

Minister: Do you promise to be a better service provider so as not to get dumped for 90days??


Bride: Fuc.king Right!!
cheesy cheesy
It will pain me if with this bold and eyes disturbing post of yours you didn't gain any LIKE. na wash e go be. tongue

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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by hustla(m): 12:59pm On Jun 20, 2013
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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by Immortality: 1:09pm On Jun 20, 2013
bknight: Hmmm...wedding vows! undecided

I think it should be included that 'I will not divorce...' else u can still do most of the above while divorced. Afterall, some still silently love & cherish their ex-partners deep down in their hearts and will love them till death, even after a divorce.


This can be right, you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by torhuke(m): 1:13pm On Jun 20, 2013
Minister: Goodluck Jonathan, will u take patience as ur Lawful wedded wife?

GoodLuck: I do becos she is the dame behind my fame and the patience behind my endurance else there would be no Buhari and Tinubu talkless of APC.

Minister: Patience, will u tak Jonathan as ur lawfully wedded husband.

Patience: I av taken him as my husband before we married. Even in death, his Manhood will be there for me. He is the best Goodluck I av eva met.

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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by Emusan(m): 1:16pm On Jun 20, 2013
My own wedding vow goes thus:

I emusan take you 'no name' as my wife as from today "If she fails to accomplished her mission and vision in this life in any circumstances, Oh Lord ask me for it"

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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by nbright: 1:21pm On Jun 20, 2013
edited!
Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by Nobody: 1:33pm On Jun 20, 2013
I think i would rather write mine. Although I might read it to him in private just so it would be between both of us.
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

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Re: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by TwoIsBeta: 1:35pm On Jun 20, 2013
Hmmmmmm, Hillarious Indeed, bt if myHusband happens to make that Comment, I will gv him a dirty Surprising SLAP.

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