NOTED

For the groom: “I [name of groom] take you [name of bride] to be my wedded wife, to love and to cherish in accordance with the divine law as set forth in the Holy Scriptures for Christian husbands, for as long as we both shall live together on earth according to God’s marital arrangement.”

For the bride: “I [name of bride] take you [name of groom] to be my wedded husband, to love and to cherish and deeply respect, in accordance with the divine law as set forth in the Holy Scriptures for Christian wives, for as long as we both shall live together on earth according to God’s marital arrangement.”

Bride: Do you love me?
Groom: I love you so much
Bride: Do you love me enough to die for me?
Groom: No Honey! Mine is an undying love!

Mine will be:

I promise to marry, love and cherish you,
for richer and poorer
in the morning and at night
in rainy and dry season

Till you start stopping me from watching my Manchester United
(Na that day gbege go dey)

sexymoma: It will pain me if with this bold and eyes disturbing post of yours you didn't gain any LIKE. na wash e go be.

Ur moniker sounds like one of those Ibadan gurls on 2go.. Duuuuh!!

SLIDE waxie: may i ask why u are laughing?

Been asking myself, "why is he laughing"?

These two are the only cute and funny I see..

Example 4:
I John, take you Mary, to be my lawfully wedded wife.
To be together in happiness and strife,
To have and to hold,
Even if your cooking grows mold.
I love you in richness and in debt,
And cherish all moments since we have met.
I promise to love you until the end of my days,
As long as you stay out of my baseball plays.
I pledge to be faithful
Even when we're old and dull.


Example 5:
For his vows to wife Jamie Marie, John Caprulo wrote:
“Jamie Marie, from this day forward I promise to be
worth it. Worth the time. Worth the trip. Worth the
energy. Worth the embarrassment. Worth your love. I
promise that you will always count. You will always come
first, and of course, if you don’t for whatever reason, I
will buy you some shoes.
From the moment you entered my world, you have filled
it with life, color, and energy like never before…like kool-
aid in a mud puddle…or a cupcake in a salad…or a rose
garden in a junk yard. You are my rose, Jamie Marie, and
I promise to devote my life to being your dirt.”

...and the bolded..

Emusan: My own wedding vow goes thus:

I emusan take you 'no name' as my wife as from today "If she fails to accomplished her mission and vision in this life in any circumstances, Oh Lord ask me for it"

God'l be shaking his head @ ur ignorance if he hears that. Your wife is your "helpmeet" Gen. 2:18. She is supposed to be suitable, adaptable and complimentary to you!... And not u living your life for her to "accomplish her mission and vision"

LOL...

sexymoma: It will pain me if with this bold and eyes disturbing post of yours you didn't gain any LIKE. na wash e go be.

rottennaija: For the groom: “I [name of groom] take you [name of bride] to be my wedded wife, to love and to cherish in accordance with the divine law as set forth in the Holy Scriptures for Christian husbands, for as long as we both shall live together on earth according to God’s marital arrangement.”

For the bride: “I [name of bride] take you [name of groom] to be my wedded husband, to love and to cherish and deeply respect, in accordance with the divine law as set forth in the Holy Scriptures for Christian wives, for as long as we both shall live together on earth according to God’s marital arrangement.”

u re a Jehovah's Witness!

Little wonder we are witnesses to many "tears". marriage has never been a joke and will never be!

Op, i neva hear dis ur examples b4

torhuke: Minister: Goodluck Jonathan, will u take patience as ur Lawful wedded wife?

GoodLuck: I do becos she is the dame behind my fame and the patience behind my endurance else there would be no Buhari and Tinubu talkless of APC.

Minister: Patience, will u tak Jonathan as ur lawfully wedded husband.

Patience: I av taken him as my husband before we married. Even in death, his Manhood will be there for me. He is the best Goodluck I av eva met.

Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahaha
"My fellow widows "
even when her Goodluck is still alive.

My vows
Princess: I promise to help you love life, to always hold you with tenderness and to have the patience that love demands, to speak when words are needed and to share the silence when they are not, to agree to disagree on Dried peppered suya, and to live within the warmth of your heart and always call it home

hopefully my future hubby can matchh this

SLIDE waxie: may i ask why u are laughing?

help me ohhh...i think say na me no get the joke

PrincessEl: My vows
Princess: I promise to help you love life, to always hold you with tenderness and to have the patience that love demands, to speak when words are needed and to share the silence when they are not, to agree to disagree on Dried peppered suya, and to live within the warmth of your heart and always call it home

hopefully my future hubby can matchh this

The first 3 lines were copied from 'the vow'