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Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam,but He Didn't Answer Any Question Wrong by ayobase(m): 6:28am On Jun 25, 2013 |
Got this from a friend on facebook this morning, considered it thoughtful to share! ENJOY! Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? A: his last battle. Q2: Where was the declaration of Independence signed? A: at the bottom of the page. Q3: River Kanji flows in which state? A : liquid. Q4: What is the main reason for failure? A: exams. Q5: What is the main reason for divorce? A: Marriage. Q6: What can you never eat for breakfast? A: Lunch & dinner. Q7: What looks like half an apple? A: the other half. Q8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become? A: it will simply become wet. Q9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping? A: No problem, he sleeps only at night. Q10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A: you will never find an elephant that has only one hand. Q11: If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4 apples and 3 oranges in other hand, what would you have? A: very large hands. Q12: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A: No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A: Anyway you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. So why teacher fail am nau? Warri no dey carry last!! |
Re: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam,but He Didn't Answer Any Question Wrong by Occurstaem(m): 7:03am On Jun 25, 2013 |
Very funny and fascinating. |
Re: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam,but He Didn't Answer Any Question Wrong by nestaAK(m): 11:03am On Jun 26, 2013 |
Brings to mind that examination is not the true test of knowledge.... 1 Like |
Re: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam,but He Didn't Answer Any Question Wrong by EfemenaXY: 9:19pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
Interesting read... |
Re: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam,but He Didn't Answer Any Question Wrong by Svelteb(f): 7:41pm On Jul 18, 2013 |
Re: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam,but He Didn't Answer Any Question Wrong by Deiok(m): 8:05pm On Jul 18, 2013 |
nah real correct answers |
Re: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam,but He Didn't Answer Any Question Wrong by Nobody: 9:19pm On Jul 18, 2013 |
Diz Guy Na GURU na.......Why Dem Come Fail Am.....E Suppose get A1 |
Re: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam,but He Didn't Answer Any Question Wrong by MrWhoKnows(m): 7:50am On Nov 01, 2014 |
Thougthful |
Re: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam,but He Didn't Answer Any Question Wrong by HenCq15: 9:55am On Nov 01, 2014 |
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