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Student Who Got 0% In Exam But Didn’t Answer Any Question Wrong. by MAYOWAAK: 7:25am On Feb 20, 2012 |
Q 1.In which battle did Napoleon die? *his last battle Q2.Where was the declaration of independence signed? *at the bottom of the page Q3.River Ravi flows from which state? *liquid Q4.What is the main reason for divorce? *marriage Q5.What is the main reason for failure? *exam Q6.What can you never eat for breakfast? *lunch & dinner Q7.What looks like half an apple? *the other half Q8.If you throw a red stone into a blue sea,what will it become? *it will simply become wet Q9.How can a man go eight days without sleeping? *No problem,he sleeps at night Q10.How can you lift an elephant with one hand? *you will never find an elephant with one hand Q11.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand,what would you have? *very large hands Q12.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it *no time at all,the wall is already built Q13.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *anyway you want,concrete floors are very hard to crack After reading this,the examiner fainted! 1 Like |
Re: Student Who Got 0% In Exam But Didn’t Answer Any Question Wrong. by Nobody: 7:40am On Feb 20, 2012 |
Awww. . . . .its now stale. A lot of peeps have been posting it. But its funny anyway. |
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