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...dnt U Pray Before Eating.... by Witwicky(m): 12:55pm On Jun 25, 2013
A man saw a Lion in the bush and he suddenly started to pray and see if God will miraculously will save him, when he opened his eyes..
he saw the lion praying too.
. The man asked the Lion
Man: Are you a christian too?
Lion: Man, why are you asking me this silly question..don't you pray before eating?
So who is the food?
Hahahaha

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Re: ...dnt U Pray Before Eating.... by 1bunne4lif(m): 1:07am On Jun 26, 2013
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