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That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by kingcypress: 8:51am On Nov 28, 2015
When you think you have dressed to kill...
You want to show your in-law to be, that you are a man with the right combination of colours when it comes to dressing. ...
You want to meet yor family-in-law for the first time.....
You want to meet all her talkertive siblings you've being talking to on phone.....
But on getting to your in-law's house, the expensive cloth you want to use to show off and impress happen to be their CURTAIN!!! yes I mean the curtain on their doors, windows, in short round the house..... what will you do?

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Nobody: 8:53am On Nov 28, 2015
See u change of heirachy

If m d guy i wud just tell dem


I dressed dis way to feel at home with them tongue

Next time na to survey d house snap every whr if i wan buy cloth na to check my fone look their curtin well cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Nobody: 8:54am On Nov 28, 2015
cheesycheesycheesy

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Nobody: 8:54am On Nov 28, 2015
halfrica:
See u change of heirachy

If m d guy i wud just tell dem


I dressed dis way to feel at home with them tongue

Next time na to survey d house snap every whr if i wan buy cloth na to check my fone look their curtin well cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

hehehehehehe

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by bewla(m): 8:54am On Nov 28, 2015
o mo san le

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Nobody: 8:58am On Nov 28, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
hehehehehehe

Dress to feel at home na wetin i go talk be dat

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Nobody: 8:59am On Nov 28, 2015
halfrica:
See u change of heirachy

If m d guy i wud just tell dem


I dressed dis way to feel at home with them tongue

Next time na to survey d house snap every whr if i wan buy cloth na to check my fone look their curtin well cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Honestly, the highlighted sounds like something only a psychotic person would do.

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Nobody: 9:01am On Nov 28, 2015
RickRichards:

Honestly, the highlighted sounds like something only a psychotic person would do.

Yes i are tongue

Any problem??

So i shd b dressin like deir curtin every time abi

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Behira(f): 9:01am On Nov 28, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy i can imagine
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Nobody: 9:03am On Nov 28, 2015
halfrica:

Yes i are tongue
Any problem??
So i shd b dressin like deir curtin every time abi
Okay. Sorry ma. We didn't mean to offend you.

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by queenoflafia(f): 9:10am On Nov 28, 2015
Ignore the fcking cutton

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by flawlesRebirth(f): 9:11am On Nov 28, 2015
omoh na to create lie na.......like....IH MY GOD u guys have dz material? if dem say YES den u go juss lie say na ur papa get d company mk d produce d materia.....say u juss de advertise d cloth

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Nobody: 9:11am On Nov 28, 2015
RickRichards:

Okay. Sorry ma. We didn't mean to offend you.

We keh?? shocked shocked shocked shocked

U get spirit broda ni??

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Nobody: 9:12am On Nov 28, 2015
halfrica:

We keh?? shocked shocked shocked shocked
U get spirit broda ni??
You really want to know?
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by yungbillionaire(m): 9:13am On Nov 28, 2015
dis reminds me of wen a friend came bragging about dis nice and expensive shirt he bought and how i wudnt undastand cuz me now proudly okrika i dey wear...d day he finally wore it out was one of d worst days of his life cuz we saw two people dat day wit same shirt...one was an okada riderr n d oda was a female groundnut seller....i dint just say a word but d joyful expression on my face was saying a lot...d guy just kept on talking about d shirt till we got to our destination...while me, laff wan kill me.

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Nobody: 9:20am On Nov 28, 2015
RickRichards:

You really want to know?
Something like dat grin

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Nobody: 9:59am On Nov 28, 2015
halfrica:
Something like dat grin
Okay then...meet me at Asokoro junction by 3am tomorrow morning.
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Nobody: 10:35am On Nov 28, 2015
RickRichards:

Okay then...meet me at Asokoro junction by 3am tomorrow morning.

I no wan kno again

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by franklingud(m): 10:59am On Nov 28, 2015
grin grin too funny.
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by looseweight: 11:15am On Nov 28, 2015
This has made front page before

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by blesseddivah(f): 11:15am On Nov 28, 2015
Oh LORT grin

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Sijo01(f): 11:15am On Nov 28, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Nobody: 11:16am On Nov 28, 2015
Hehehehehe i will just jejely off am&begin to cry grin

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by MrFunny(m): 11:16am On Nov 28, 2015
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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by MrKong: 11:17am On Nov 28, 2015
^^^ stup!d boi
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by LOC1(m): 11:17am On Nov 28, 2015
Na to talk say you like to dey camouflage sure ooo.
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by garethibe: 11:17am On Nov 28, 2015
Lol, hmm
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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by wapking111: 11:18am On Nov 28, 2015
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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by steffans(m): 11:18am On Nov 28, 2015
NL front page Sha..

Nyama sad
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Nobody: 11:18am On Nov 28, 2015
At least,he'll have a sense of belonging.

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Rumpelstiltskin(m): 11:18am On Nov 28, 2015
Mtschwwwwwww........why will I wish the ground should open and swallow me just because my outfit matches with my in-law's curtain? Infact, I will ask them 'where they got the Aba made of my outfit from in large quantity?' grin grin

RickRichards:

Okay then...meet me at Asokoro junction by 3am tomorrow morning.
You wan do her as Mohd Audu take do Sugabelly shey? cheesy tongue

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