Omo, police don upgrade
ooh, dis na d call
center numba 199...
There was a robbery in
my
neighbour's house and I
called them... next
thing I heard was .
Welcome to Nigeria
Police
Emergency Center.. for
English press. 1, for Igbo
press 2, for Yoruba
press 3. Then I pressed
1...
then another voice
came up.... For car
accident
press 1, for armed
robbery press 2, for
boko
haram please hang up....
Den I pressed 2, anoda
voice came up.... If
they're with knives
press 1,
pistols press 2, AK 47
press 3, machine guns
press 4, bomb press 5,
all of the above press
6... Then i checked and
saw they were with all
of
them then I pressed 6...
anoda voice came up
sayin.... Hmmmm...! Ol'
boy, if ur brother
dey police u go gree
make im come? ur head
there...

hahahaha....... who no lyk im lyf? abi dem born dem wit d uniform. lwkm.

Your joke got me laughing till I got to the ending - a bit lame

Otherwise, nice 1!

Funny