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Nigeria Police Number by ebenezer95(m): 6:10pm On Jun 28, 2013 |
Omo, police don upgrade ooh, dis na d call center numba 199... There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called them... next thing I heard was . Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center.. for English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3. Then I pressed 1... then another voice came up.... For car accident press 1, for armed robbery press 2, for boko haram please hang up.... Den I pressed 2, anoda voice came up.... If they're with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press 4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6... Then i checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6... anoda voice came up sayin.... Hmmmm...! Ol' boy, if ur brother dey police u go gree make im come? ur head there... |
Re: Nigeria Police Number by 4Kemzy(m): 3:43am On Jun 29, 2013 |
hahahaha....... who no lyk im lyf? abi dem born dem wit d uniform. lwkm. |
Re: Nigeria Police Number by EfemenaXY: 10:59am On Jun 29, 2013 |
Your joke got me laughing till I got to the ending - a bit lame Otherwise, nice 1! |
Re: Nigeria Police Number by ebenezer95(m): 3:36pm On Oct 02, 2022 |
Funny |
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