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Sauerkraut by olembe(m): 12:12pm On May 22, 2006
A doctor started an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this started, she announced that she was pregnant.

Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount on money and asked her to go out of the country, to Germany, to wait out her pregnancy and have the baby over there.

"But, how will you know when our baby is born?" she asked.

"Well, he said, "after you've had the baby, just send me a post card and write 'sauerkraut' on the back."

Not knowing what else to do, she took the money and went off to Germany.

Six months went by. Then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office. "Dear, you received a very strange post card in the mail today," she explained. "I don't understand what it means!"

"Just wait till I get home and I'll read it," he replied. Later that evening, the doctor came home and read his post card which read:

"SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT, TWO WITH WIENERS, ONE WITHOUT!!!"
Re: Sauerkraut by micklplus(m): 5:02pm On May 22, 2006
Great stuff but, its a re-cycled joke ! its been here long time ago !
Cheers cheesy
Re: Sauerkraut by spikelord(m): 8:25pm On May 22, 2006
Re-Cycled angry angry angry
Re: Sauerkraut by eveseh(f): 9:20pm On May 22, 2006
lol lol lol lol
Re: Sauerkraut by diddy4(m): 1:38am On May 23, 2006
lol
Re: Sauerkraut by kellygirl(f): 11:13am On Nov 14, 2008
sauerkraut indeed
Re: Sauerkraut by Magnate021(m): 4:23am On Nov 15, 2008
lol
Re: Sauerkraut by cbase: 11:25am On Nov 15, 2008
I seem not to understand this, a little help would be appreciated sad
Re: Sauerkraut by Gabry(f): 3:07am On Nov 16, 2008
Go back to kindergarten school nna
Re: Sauerkraut by cbase: 1:30pm On Nov 16, 2008
Yes Ma, One Good turn deserves another
Re: Sauerkraut by clemcykul(f): 12:06pm On Nov 17, 2008
my o my
this is good
lol

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