Akpos and his friend Ochuko stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor and decided to
go to a calm place to share the loot"

Akpos suggested they should go to a nearby
cemetery.

As they jumping the big gate to
enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of
the bag behind the gate" but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in
the bag.

Few minutes later A drunkard on his way from a local bar, passes near the
cemetery gate and heard a voice: one for you.

"One for me, one for you" He immediately
sobers up and run as fast as he could to the
local priest. "Father, Father, please come with
me ' come and witness God and Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.

They both ran
back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: " one for you., one for me, one for
you:...

Suddenly the voice stopped counting and says: " hey, what
about the two at the gate?", you need to see the marathon race......

even the priest almost
passed the church gate!!! Shouting we are
not dead yet....