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Lol by phlame(m): 1:57pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Akpos and his friend Ochuko stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share the loot" Akpos suggested they should go to a nearby cemetery. As they jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate" but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later A drunkard on his way from a local bar, passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: one for you. "One for me, one for you" He immediately sobers up and run as fast as he could to the local priest. "Father, Father, please come with me ' come and witness God and Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery. They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: " one for you., one for me, one for you:... Suddenly the voice stopped counting and says: " hey, what about the two at the gate?", you need to see the marathon race...... even the priest almost passed the church gate!!! Shouting we are not dead yet.... |
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