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| Cheesy Farmer by tolutope(m): 4:11am On May 23, 2006 |
A cow milking farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Again? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Man: Hmmm, Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in, |
| Re: Cheesy Farmer by Fimmy(m): 4:36am On May 23, 2006 |
Im sure u guys wont kill with laughter U got a nice stuff |
| Re: Cheesy Farmer by kajad(m): 8:24am On May 23, 2006 |
 ioi  |
| Re: Cheesy Farmer by Ddii(f): 3:07pm On May 23, 2006 |
oh my goodness! |
| Re: Cheesy Farmer by micklplus(m): 4:29pm On May 23, 2006 |
OMG Oush ! what da Fxck ! Very nice joke Cheers  |
| Re: Cheesy Farmer by diddy4(m): 7:50pm On May 23, 2006 |
pretty gross but funny |
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