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Funny Church Posters by dani1luv: 12:38pm On Jul 06, 2013
Nigeria is a very religious country. . . . . LOL, No doubt! There are so many churches in Nigeria it is hard to keep count. Due to the heavy competition some pastors work extra hard in attracting people to their churches.

Some even go overboard by printing crazy posters to attract members. Check these church posters which are totally hilarious and bizarre

[img]http://2.bp..com/-c5rIxSEUBE0/UdgBcJpAsGI/AAAAAAAACYo/Xu3vrptmaV0/s400/haha.jpg[/img]

[img]http://4.bp..com/-SmiEK5D0g-Y/UdgA_eEs32I/AAAAAAAACYM/vK-JvVaFnVY/s400/221.jpg[/img]

[img]http://4.bp..com/-QbtpwOcpyhg/UdgA_X4jUKI/AAAAAAAACYc/cHYyExXWRSo/s400/.jpg[/img]

[img]http://3.bp..com/-Vd-x-tHely0/UdgA_HKAu6I/AAAAAAAACYQ/9FSH9o5C5Io/s400/hh.jpg[/img]

http://www.yabaleftonline.com/2013/07/lmao-check-out-these-hilarious-church.html

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Re: Funny Church Posters by Nobody: 12:47pm On Jul 06, 2013
V. Funny
Re: Funny Church Posters by Agybabe(f): 2:14pm On Jul 06, 2013
Lawd have mercy
Re: Funny Church Posters by BIGVAJINA(f): 2:23pm On Jul 06, 2013
where is the joke tongue

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Re: Funny Church Posters by Nobody: 8:23pm On Jul 06, 2013
grin grin
Re: Funny Church Posters by suzzyy(f): 6:04am On Jul 07, 2013
BIGVAJINA: where is the joke tongue
u nor get eyes

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Re: Funny Church Posters by Nobody: 9:57am On Jul 07, 2013
I'm sure most of those pictures have been photoshopped. Anyways funny pics

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Re: Funny Church Posters by EfemenaXY: 12:34pm On Jul 07, 2013
Old gist, not funny.

Danny you nor try at all! angry angry
Re: Funny Church Posters by sobaemma(m): 1:35pm On Jul 07, 2013
Back to the matter,all na to attract constumers o
Re: Funny Church Posters by john1632: 1:37pm On Jul 07, 2013
Funny.dis tread was created b4.y again

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Re: Funny Church Posters by moshoodn(m): 1:37pm On Jul 07, 2013
@Winners Chapel..... Stand up for the Champions!

Up Blues...

No be so?

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Re: Funny Church Posters by scofield33(m): 1:38pm On Jul 07, 2013
.....this one baad!

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Re: Funny Church Posters by Nobody: 1:38pm On Jul 07, 2013
Nawa ooo. De first and last one was very funny
Re: Funny Church Posters by tpapi: 1:38pm On Jul 07, 2013
BIGVAJINA: where is the joke tongue
did they inject anti humour vaccine into ur system

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Re: Funny Church Posters by lawizle(m): 1:39pm On Jul 07, 2013
BIGVAJINA: where is the joke tongue

D joke is on you for not catching d joke

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Re: Funny Church Posters by Orikinla(m): 1:40pm On Jul 07, 2013
The influence of Nollywood.
Re: Funny Church Posters by Nobody: 1:40pm On Jul 07, 2013
As it was in the scriptures, so shall it be in this generation. The son of man shall take up cords, whip the traders in the temples, overturn their wares, free the animals that are tied, purify the temple and cause the traders to go out of business for the House of the Lord is a place of prayer and not for merchants.

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Re: Funny Church Posters by musiwa29: 1:40pm On Jul 07, 2013
grin
Re: Funny Church Posters by Emmysteve(m): 1:43pm On Jul 07, 2013
All because of members.
Re: Funny Church Posters by Timijo(m): 1:44pm On Jul 07, 2013
dani1luv: Nigeria is a very religious country. . . . . LOL, No doubt! There are so many churches in Nigeria it is hard to keep count. Due to the heavy competition some pastors work extra hard in attracting people to their churches.

Some even go overboard by printing crazy posters to attract members. Check these church posters which are totally hilarious and bizarre

[img]http://2.bp..com/-c5rIxSEUBE0/UdgBcJpAsGI/AAAAAAAACYo/Xu3vrptmaV0/s400/haha.jpg[/img]

[img]http://4.bp..com/-SmiEK5D0g-Y/UdgA_eEs32I/AAAAAAAACYM/vK-JvVaFnVY/s400/221.jpg[/img]

[img]http://4.bp..com/-QbtpwOcpyhg/UdgA_X4jUKI/AAAAAAAACYc/cHYyExXWRSo/s400/.jpg[/img]

[img]http://3.bp..com/-Vd-x-tHely0/UdgA_HKAu6I/AAAAAAAACYQ/9FSH9o5C5Io/s400/hh.jpg[/img]

http://www.yabaleftonline.com/2013/07/lmao-check-out-these-hilarious-church.html
I am not disputing the fact that the posters are funny. But why are you making mockery of it? Is this how to encourage people to accept JESUS CHRIST? And you are also a christian. You will never see the people from the other religion making mockery of their faith, but we christian are fond of that. Is this how to preach the true gospel?

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Re: Funny Church Posters by Phrankin(m): 1:45pm On Jul 07, 2013
very funny
Re: Funny Church Posters by Afam4eva(m): 1:47pm On Jul 07, 2013
Timijo: I am not disputing the fact that the posters are funny. But why are you making mockery of it? Is this how to encourage people to accept JESUS CHRIST? And you are also a christian. You will never see the people from the other religion making mockery of their faith, but we christian are fond of that. Is this how to preach the true gospel?
You accepted that the posters are funny and that's all that matters. That's what the thread aims to highlight. open another thread to preach your sermon.

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Re: Funny Church Posters by BabaAlabi: 1:50pm On Jul 07, 2013
Funny
Re: Funny Church Posters by bingbagbo(m): 1:50pm On Jul 07, 2013
Re: Funny Church Posters by kingthreat(m): 1:59pm On Jul 07, 2013
No offense but why are the ministries advertised here handled by South Easterners? Well I stick to my Redeemed joor

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Re: Funny Church Posters by xynerise: 2:00pm On Jul 07, 2013
Desperados
Re: Funny Church Posters by claremont(m): 2:02pm On Jul 07, 2013
And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be....Revelation 22:11
grin

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Re: Funny Church Posters by JackBaueress(f): 2:05pm On Jul 07, 2013
God don suffer! cry

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Re: Funny Church Posters by PStacks(m): 2:07pm On Jul 07, 2013
Really Sad. Very Religious but yet very Devilish People. No decency, No decorum, anybody can wake up and say God called him.. Sometimes they make me think this god is a joker. When Muslims kill in the name of god or kill for god.. I'm like, is this god so weak he can't fight for himself. When xtains opens churches indiscriminately just to enrich demselves and preach so much on tithe and offering and not addressing morale decadence, I wonder. If u ask a girl what she wants in her guy, the first thing is.. "God fearing, loving, caring" Nigerians talk of the Fear of God the most but Nigerians don't Fear God one bit.. No regulations guarding the sprouting of moshroom churches everyday.
Nigeria needs a total over-haul. Re-orientation.
Everything needs to come to a halt,
Sometimes I feel the country should have a "Reset" button and have this start again from the beginning but this time more orderly.
There's no law and order in Nigeria. We are just bunch of strange bed fellows deceiving ourselves. Not till that "Day" comes, the prediction of a "Failed State" on our collective destiny as Nigerians is imminent. Its really very difficult to admit to. But at the rate and speed we are going, we're on a Crash course. Corruption is not just in government circles in Nigeria alone, it's in me, its in you, its in every facet of life in our Daily life as Nigerians. People open churches for personal gains. People kill extra judicially, people exploit on the slightest possible chance, when people are looking, we do the right thing and when no one is looking, what do you do?

If there's truely gon be a judgement day! God of Nigerians have a lot to judge.

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