I have been wondering why this guy called Musiwa hasn't got a deserved help. He hardly make any sense with his posts. Sometimes he messes up threads with outrageous pictures and incoherent sentences.

Who is Musiwa by the way?

naptu2: Adesegun Musiwa is the Nairaland politics section poster of the year 2009. He is an electricity engineer who graduated from the University of Ilorin. He speaks Batu and a host of other languages.

Adesegun Musiwa is also known as Becomerich 1-100, Eguofor, Complove, Nigeria1, Nigeriaone, Bashali, Tayo4life, Uche 2005, Becomericher, Mapomeji, Are Canada, etc

He works as the chief mapologist at Google. His philosophy is that all Nigeria's problems will be solved if the Western Niger is excised from Nigeria and added to Benin Republic.

He is very influential (more influential than Goodluck Jonathan), knows all the pastors in Nigeria and will win any free and fair presidential election conducted in Nigeria, by virtue of his philosophy as contained in the sacred satellite pictures.

He has been the subject of classic threads on Nairaland such as the threads below.

https://www.nairaland.com/608926/one-party-should-please-summit

https://www.nairaland.com/335745/aloy-emeka-mr-tribalist-cousin

https://www.nairaland.com/321016/mapomeji-finally-out

https://www.nairaland.com/469018/happy-birthday-becomerich

https://www.nairaland.com/549966/

https://www.nairaland.com/898844/h

https://www.nairaland.com/909682/

https://www.nairaland.com/220912/seun-owner-nairaland-accused-corruption

https://www.nairaland.com/469018/happy-birthday-becomerich

https://www.nairaland.com/514772/becomerich-bows-out-nl

https://www.nairaland.com/477125/jakumu-english-nonsense-not-know

https://www.nairaland.com/367629/becomerich-wins-jakumo-closes-beaf/5

https://www.nairaland.com/679870/aare-musiwa-hot-form-look

https://www.nairaland.com/746286/terror-code-red-edodelta-yoruba

Google the name Adesegun Musiwa for more info

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Google the name Adesegun Musiwa for more info

Ah! Anytime I read his posts, it's like watching a stand-up comedian standing on his head while performing. His posts irritate me a lot.

oh boy, that man needs help asap either spiritual or medical. that brother needs it mehn.

Musiwa1 to 29 and still counting

He comes across as an elderly Yoruba man. There is wisdom in some of his threads. .

Truly the dude needs help as He is always off topic. I hope he gets the solution soon. All the best musiwa

Honadeadek: Truly the dude needs help as He is always off topic. I hope he gets the solution soon. All the best musiwa

He rambles all over the place without apprehension. His trolling needs to stop for people to enjoy politics section.

The only other Nairaland member to rival Onila for the most number of threads created on Nairaland per minute, without any true substance.

Musiwa is the name of a person,amimal,place or thing!

Musiwa (and his other innumerable retärd clones) is the only person on the planet with the weird fetish and ability to 'get-off' with satellite images!

Though he may sound funny at times in his use or mis-use of words!but unlike other yorubas who are very myopic and tribalistic,he is more nationalistic....atleast his constant bashing of Tinubu,a known serial certificate forger and a local champion of the 1st order,who has a history of corruptn and plundering of public resources at the expense of the masses..Musiwa keep up with this aspect of your social re-engineering.

Am just glad he have slowed down on large Google Maps all over the place.

An 11 year old that found the internet

Op you're the one who needs help. You stole another man's I'd. You should be ashamed of yourself. Musiwa is 100% better than you.

Musiwa is the malignant cancer of nairaland.

Owns about 10% of nairaland handles.

Thanks 4 this thread sincere9nigerian.I use
2 read Musiwa's post without making meaning
Out of it.I thot I was the only one that has
Noticed is gibberish,off track and comedy post.
Anyway its a free world but one can stil learn
One or two things from his post

chidindufrank: Op you're the one who needs help. You stole another man's I'd. You should be ashamed of yourself. Musiwa is 100% better than you.

My brother you are right, any man that cannot be original and still point to those that stand out as fake need urgent help.

Musiwa is butt ars..e crazy!

But someone somewhere is letting him use the internet.

He is still better than most u

I think it's an internet bot at it's prototypic stage. An experiment by Seun perhaps

Wait till AARE MUSIWA becomes(rich) president.

sincerenigerian: Ah! Anytime I read his posts, it's like watching a stand-up comedian standing on his head while performing. His posts irritate me a lot.

Not as much as your posts irritate most Nairalanders though.


Ooooooops, wrong Sincere.

I thought it was native doctor insicere9gerian

chidindufrank: Op you're the one who needs help. You stole another man's I'd. You should be ashamed of yourself. Musiwa is 100% better than you.

God bless you, musiwa is original unlike op who's an impostor. Shame on him.

*spits*

idumuose: Thanks 4 this thread sincere9nigerian.I use
2 read Musiwa's post without making meaning
Out of it.I thot I was the only one that has
Noticed is gibberish,off track and comedy post.
Anyway its a free world but one can stil learn
One or two things from his post

Mind you, this op is not the honest Sincere9gerian you know. This op is an imposter,a d1ckhead and a thief. Inferiority complex is the major disease affecting this op. Musiwa is better than him.

He is Yuzedo's Uncle.

chidindufrank: Mind you, this op is not the honest Sincere9gerian you know. This op is an imposter,a d1ckhead and a thief. Inferiority complex is the major disease affecting this op. Musiwa is better than him.

he is a petty thief

I like him. I'm his biggest fan. At least he doesn't insult people on nairaland like sincereniger

where is Aare Musiwa to answer all these satellitic masses

This was how some one described him

Sequestered deep in his missile-proof bunker beneath the eastern foothills of the Canadian Rockies, the Alaafin of Canada, Satellite Image Analyst Extraordinaire, Electricity Engineer Dr. Becomerich Musiwa Nigeria1, of the Benin Republic fame, summoned his Overhead Imagery staff for an urgent meeting.

“Our ability to bombard the Nairaland server with gigabyte-sized dumps of satellite images once enabled us to slow that website down to a crawl, back in our glorious heyday,” Map MeisterMusiwa announced with nostalgic pride, “but, regrettably, that has all changed now, and for the worse.”

Unbuckling the flap of his side-arm holster for emphasis, he added “ Now we are lucky to post even a single image before getting banned, AGAIN, by forces loyal to President Osewa. This is unacceptable, and I must now request the resignation of all senior satellite engineering staff with immediate effect. This meeting is OVER."

Swivelling back round in his chair to face wall-sized banks of flickering video monitors, while idly tapping the ultra-zoom button that would task his closest surveillance satellite to acquire a high-resolution view of weekend sunbathers at the French Riviera’s infamous clothing-optional St. Tropez Beach, Musiwa paid little attention to the white-coated research scientists filing solemnly out of the control center, into the elevator whose floor would drop out to deliver the riders to a roiling pool of massive hungry crocodiles moments later. It was all in a day’s work for the Alaafin, and there could be no room for humanitarian sentiments.