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Congratulations To All Nigerian University Students by Morgan1092(m): 6:26am On Jul 09, 2013
ASUU strike called off! Congratulations to all
university students, just about an hour ago the ASUU chairman broke the announcement,
which is considered a big one for all university students. After calling off the strike, the media
went ahead to ask if the federal government has
met the demands of ASUU. Out of dismay, the ASUU chairman shook his head and said he was disappointed with the media more than he
his with the FG, saying the media formed adeaf ear to the strike, that an average Nigerian does not
know that universities are on strike. He condemned the media's lack of publicity. After
expressing his anger he went ahead to say
that the Government is doing nothing concerning our demands, even after a closed door meeting with the education minister where the President said he has so many issues to deal with now than to start spending more money on universities.
After the meeting however, the chairman of the newly formed party ACP called the chairman of ASUU to a meeting with ACN, CPC, and the AFGAN governor who promised ASUU that they would give ear to ASUU's demand and will do more- one
of which every student will be given a bursary award which is to cover 50% of every student fee, that is, for spending 5 years in the universities. 2 years fee would be paid by FG, and every student who graduates with first class would stand a chance to do their masters in canada, while those with lower credit and
pass would continue their study in South
Africa and Ghana respectively. Also, salary of VC's would
be increased by 90%. After this meeting, the
ASUU chairman called off the strike asking all students to resume at their various schools on the second week of July 2015, that about 2 years time, of course after voting in ACP. Its so
sad that you sat down and read all this poo, that means you are as jobless as I am. Mehn, go find work.
This strike would last more than we are
thinking!
Re: Congratulations To All Nigerian University Students by Nobody: 9:54am On Jul 09, 2013
Lmao...
This op is sick!!!
Re: Congratulations To All Nigerian University Students by Morgan1092(m): 10:16am On Jul 09, 2013
PretiEbony: Lmao...
This op is sick!!!
But he caught ur attention? #winks#
Re: Congratulations To All Nigerian University Students by engrfcuksmtin(m): 7:16pm On Jul 09, 2013
Morgan1092: ASUU strike called off! Congratulations to all
university students, just about an hour ago the ASUU chairman broke the announcement,
which is considered a big one for all university students. After calling off the strike, the media
went ahead to ask if the federal government has
met the demands of ASUU. Out of dismay, the ASUU chairman shook his head and said he was disappointed with the media more than he
his with the FG, saying the media formed adeaf ear to the strike, that an average Nigerian does not
know that universities are on strike. He condemned the media's lack of publicity. After
expressing his anger he went ahead to say
that the Government is doing nothing concerning our demands, even after a closed door meeting with the education minister where the President said he has so many issues to deal with now than to start spending more money on universities.
After the meeting however, the chairman of the newly formed party ACP called the chairman of ASUU to a meeting with ACN, CPC, and the AFGAN governor who promised ASUU that they would give ear to ASUU's demand and will do more- one
of which every student will be given a bursary award which is to cover 50% of every student fee, that is, for spending 5 years in the universities. 2 years fee would be paid by FG, and every student who graduates with first class would stand a chance to do their masters in canada, while those with lower credit and
pass would continue their study in South
Africa and Ghana respectively. Also, salary of VC's would
be increased by 90%. After this meeting, the
[b]ASUU chairman called off the strike asking all students to resume at their various schools on the second week of July 2015, that about 2 years time, of course after voting in ACP. [/b]Its so
sad that you sat down and read all this poo, that means you are as jobless as I am. Mehn, go find work.
This strike would last more than we arena
thinking!
The bolded is the joke hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha grin grin grin grin

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