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Today, I Witnessed A Miracle by churific(m): 1:18am On Jul 12, 2013 |
On the 3rd day, I witnessed a miracle! One of our suppliers' VP took me to lunch today to progress some negotiations. He ordered, CHICKEN FRIED CHICKEN...and that was not a typo...what the heck is a chicken fried chicken...in Kentucky?...as if Kentucky Fried Chicken wasn't enough! Anyways, I ordered some ribs (half rack since I eat like a snail and wanted to be considerate), sweet mashed potatoes and corn with pink lemonade. The toasts/breads were excellent...I only ate one and he ate 3 even before I could butter my knife...not even the bread...I was impressed but silently unhappy since I wanted one more. You can't really just scream for more toast in a corporate lunch so I marked the location with an X! I'm coming back on a later date for more of those bread. We had a great conversation about the world, soccer, Louisville, Purdue and then his company and the negotiation...The food came about 15 minutes later and it was time to eat. I smiled at my corn, took a sip of my lemonade with 2 scoops of sweet mashed potatoes. I looked up across the table and the CHICKEN FRIEND CHICKEN had disappeared! Evaporated! I mean GONE, without a trace...within seconds...what the heck? I almost chocked on my corn...UNBELIEVABLE...At this point, I had to call for TO-GO plate. If I knew this guy was the Usain Bolts or Houdini of eating, I woud've ordered a full rack [free meal] and took my time when I got back to my office. Oh well, still a great day but WONDERS SHALL NEVER END! --- Check out my blog for more of my stories: Humoredin.com and follow me on twitter @Churific for some great and interesting discussions and interactions about Nigeria, Africa, etc |
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