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This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 1:36pm On Aug 20, 2012
A landlord who is also a soldier is very strict with his
tenants but plays with them once in a while. He called them on a Saturday evening and told them that they would be having fun together,in which someone
would imagine something strange and the others will
say "that will be a miracle"..the landlord started:
Landlord: imagine i forget to collect my rent for a year.
All: that will be a miracle.
Tenant1:imagine our house rent does not increase
by december.
All:that will be a miracle.
Tenant2:imagine the house gate is not locked by 9pm daily.
All:that will be a miracle.
Everyone of them were imagining things which
would be followed by "that will be a miracle" from all
of the rest until it got to the turn of a young guy. Saddy who is a new tenant, it was only the landlord that replied him.
Saddy: imagine i start having an affair with the wife of
the landlord.
Landlord:that will be a suicide.
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Ok lets have fun,imagine something strange and the
next commenter will write "that will be a miracle"
oyaa oo imagine GEJ resign from the Presidential seat?
Re: This must be a Miracle by ITbomb(m): 2:38pm On Aug 20, 2012
Imagine the MODs ban you
Re: This must be a Miracle by bunmioguns(m): 3:08pm On Aug 20, 2012
ITbomb: Imagine the MODs ban you
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Imagine it was d OP that first post dis thread here
Re: This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 3:51pm On Aug 20, 2012
bunmioguns:
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Imagine it was d OP that first post dis thread here
that will be a miracle
imagine if Lionel Messi claim Nigeria as his Country
Re: This must be a Miracle by Lagusta(m): 3:57pm On Aug 20, 2012
That will be a miracle....


Imagine bill gates being my daddy!!!! grin
Re: This must be a Miracle by Sijo01(f): 5:34pm On Aug 20, 2012
^dat wil b suicide
Re: This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 7:03pm On Aug 20, 2012
Lagusta: That will be a miracle....


Imagine bill gates being my daddy!!!! grin
that will be a miracle
imagine if Jonathan contest for 2015
Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 7:15pm On Aug 20, 2012
OPEYEMI AD:
that will be a miracle
imagine if Jonathan contest for 2015

Dat one no be miracle
Imagine I wake up tomorrow being a billionaire
Re: This must be a Miracle by Nobody: 7:43pm On Aug 20, 2012
larride:

Dat one no be miracle
Imagine I wake up tomorrow being a billionaire
dat won't be a miracle sha....
Re: This must be a Miracle by LarryTreash(m): 9:33pm On Aug 20, 2012
Dat wil b a miracle...
Imagin say Dangote wil evrytin way him get 2 me.
Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 10:35pm On Aug 20, 2012
PretiEbony: dat won't be a miracle sha....

I love you too honey grin grin grin grin grin
Re: This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 10:46pm On Aug 20, 2012
That must be a miracle, imagine if i win 2012/2013 gulder ultimate search
Re: This must be a Miracle by Chokolee(m): 12:42am On Aug 21, 2012
^^That sounds more like a miracle!!
Imagine you seeing everyone on NL being a gentleman like me!
Re: This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 1:44am On Aug 21, 2012
That wil be a miracle
imagine if boko haram stop bombing
Re: This must be a Miracle by Lagusta(m): 2:17pm On Aug 21, 2012
OPEYEMI AD: That wil be a miracle
imagine if boko haram stop bombing

That will surely be a miracle,

Imagine if all days were holidays, and manna still rained from heaven
Re: This must be a Miracle by Lagusta(m): 2:34pm On Aug 21, 2012
OPEYEMI AD: That wil be a miracle
imagine if boko haram stop bombing

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Re: This must be a Miracle by Chidex2442(m): 2:52pm On Aug 21, 2012
dat will b a miracle!

Imagine me f*ckn Jackie Appia grin grin
Re: This must be a Miracle by Chokolee(m): 3:06pm On Aug 21, 2012
That is definately an impossible miracle!
Imagine nigerians making free calls for one week!
Re: This must be a Miracle by Exponental(m): 3:09pm On Aug 21, 2012
Chidex2442: dat will b a miracle!

Imagine me f*ckn Jackie Appia grin grin
dat will be a miracle?
(dont spoil d fun joooor..... Is jackie not human?)
Imagine boko haram pleading for amnesty
Re: This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 4:41pm On Aug 21, 2012
Exponental:
dat will be a miracle?
(dont spoil d fun joooor..... Is jackie not human?)
Imagine boko haram pleading for amnesty
yeepa that must be a miracle
imagine if Mikel score for Chelsea
Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 9:23pm On Aug 21, 2012
OPEYEMI AD: yeepa that must be a miracle
imagine if Mikel score for Chelsea

Dat one no be miracle

Now imagine messi playing for Enyimba of Aba
Re: This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:33am On Aug 22, 2012
larride:

Dat one no be miracle

Now imagine messi playing for Enyimba of Aba
that must be a miracle
imagine Kabiru sokoto found not guilty
Re: This must be a Miracle by Exponental(m): 11:47am On Aug 22, 2012
^ if pdp's laws of power is applied, it may not be a miracle.
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Imagine pdp members advocating for "asset declaration before election".
Re: This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:52am On Aug 22, 2012
Exponental: ^ if pdp's laws of power is applied, it may not be a miracle.
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Imagine pdp members advocating for "asset declaration before election".
wel it may not be a miracle
imagine if patience jonathan become d next president of nigeria
Re: This must be a Miracle by luqzi00(m): 12:39pm On Aug 22, 2012
imagine if i become my state next governor
Re: This must be a Miracle by swizz01(m): 12:58pm On Aug 22, 2012
OPEYEMI AD: wel it may not be a miracle
imagine if patience jonathan become d next president of nigeria


Dat wil b madness..
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Imagine м̤̈э winning JOHN CENA in MONEY IN D BANK wrestling..?
Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 2:17pm On Aug 22, 2012
swizz01:


Dat wil b madness..
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Imagine м̤̈э winning JOHN CENA in MONEY IN D BANK wrestling..?

That will be a miracle

Imagine me winning THE UNDERTAKER at wrestlemania grin grin grin grin grin
Re: This must be a Miracle by Nobody: 3:14pm On Aug 22, 2012
larride:

That will be a miracle

Imagine me winning THE UNDERTAKER at wrestlemania grin grin grin grin grin


That will be suicidal oooo!


Imagine if this thread is moved to the front page.
Re: This must be a Miracle by Nobody: 3:16pm On Aug 22, 2012
MOGUL.O:



That will be suicidal oooo!


Imagine if this thread is moved to the front page.


dat will be a miracle!

Imagine if OPEYEMI AD is made the joke president
Re: This must be a Miracle by bunmioguns(m): 3:23pm On Aug 22, 2012
that will be problem

Imagine Mogulo is a normal human being?
Re: This must be a Miracle by abay11b: 4:49pm On Aug 22, 2012
Imagine P.Jonathan speaks good english...
Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 5:53pm On Aug 22, 2012
Imagine bunmioguns is now normal

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