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Football Joke Of The Week........ by slimchimex(m): 9:14am On Jul 12, 2013
FOOTBALL JOKE OF THE WEEK
Note: remember, dis is a joke and
shouldn't be taken personal
Title: I HEARD EA FIFA 14 IS SO REAL
THAT:
- No matter the formation u use for chelsea, it will automatically
change bak to 9-0-1
- all u need do when using spain
or Barca is Press Pass.. They do
the rest
- Man u win the league even if a rookie is in charge
- Ibrahimovic's nose keeps him
offside
- Chelsea allows you to sign the
manager that will replace u after
u're sacked! - No matter wat u do, u can never
score using Mikel
- Drogba ALWAYS scores against
Arsenal... Even if a rookie handles
the team
-Paul scholes starts leaving d field b4 d ref issues d card
- if u use spain, and attempt to
shoot outside 16 yards.. It doesn't
work
- Drogba scores every time at
wembley Stadium [Auto] - Tevez refuses to come on as a
sub
- No matter hw gud u are weneva
u play ManUtd and Howard Webb
is the ref u can never win
- if u win champions league using Arsenal, a message will come up
writing "what a joke"
- The "Pass" button becomes
ineffective when Sturridge is on
the ball
- Messi doesn't score against chelsea
- Howard Webb wears a Man U
jersey on the pitch
- offsides don't count against Man
United
- if you win d Ucl title with Liverpool, d screen automatically
change to black & white
- if u bid 4 a player for $16million
or more with Arsenal Fc u will be
fired by the board
- Messi ends up being the top scorer even if he doesn't play any
game in the season
- if u use Joey Barton in your
career mode, you will start from
jail...
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