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Football Joke Of The Week........ by slimchimex(m): 9:14am On Jul 12, 2013 |
FOOTBALL JOKE OF THE WEEK Note: remember, dis is a joke and shouldn't be taken personal Title: I HEARD EA FIFA 14 IS SO REAL THAT: - No matter the formation u use for chelsea, it will automatically change bak to 9-0-1 - all u need do when using spain or Barca is Press Pass.. They do the rest - Man u win the league even if a rookie is in charge - Ibrahimovic's nose keeps him offside - Chelsea allows you to sign the manager that will replace u after u're sacked! - No matter wat u do, u can never score using Mikel - Drogba ALWAYS scores against Arsenal... Even if a rookie handles the team -Paul scholes starts leaving d field b4 d ref issues d card - if u use spain, and attempt to shoot outside 16 yards.. It doesn't work - Drogba scores every time at wembley Stadium [Auto] - Tevez refuses to come on as a sub - No matter hw gud u are weneva u play ManUtd and Howard Webb is the ref u can never win - if u win champions league using Arsenal, a message will come up writing "what a joke" - The "Pass" button becomes ineffective when Sturridge is on the ball - Messi doesn't score against chelsea - Howard Webb wears a Man U jersey on the pitch - offsides don't count against Man United - if you win d Ucl title with Liverpool, d screen automatically change to black & white - if u bid 4 a player for $16million or more with Arsenal Fc u will be fired by the board - Messi ends up being the top scorer even if he doesn't play any game in the season - if u use Joey Barton in your career mode, you will start from jail... Add |
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