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Stupid Questions People Ask by Adufaye(m): 3:34pm On Jul 13, 2013
1) NA YOUR FACE BE
THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU
BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY
PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.
3) On ur wedding, one
idiot walked up to you
as you are about to
take ur wedding pix
with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY
MAMA CLASS MATE.
4)Give me your phone
number -
0803476... ....THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I
DEY USE.
5)I listened to 9 o'clock
news, it
was announced that
the election was
postponed. WHO TOLD
YOU?
Answer: NA ONE
NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY
VILLAGE.
6)Take this mosquito
coil; e dey
kill insect fast...
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL
MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL
ELEPHANT.
7)Standing in front of a
police station* SHEY NA
POLICE STATION
BE THIS?
Answer: No! Na
CHURCH....


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Re: Stupid Questions People Ask by joywendy(f): 1:11pm On Sep 06, 2013
when u are chatting with some one and they ask what are u doing? or when sme ask hw far? ans:i dey. then ask wassup??
Re: Stupid Questions People Ask by Adufaye(m): 1:38pm On Sep 06, 2013
joywendy: when u are chatting with some one and they ask what are u doing? or when sme ask hw far? ans:i dey. then ask wassup??
hahahahahaha grin

When u are in the bathroom,sum1 will b askin what u doin inside? "Am peeling orange"

U on uniform goin 2 sch,people will b asking,wher u goin? "Am goin to an interview at skye bank"

U woke up,u don wake? "No we dey dream world"
Re: Stupid Questions People Ask by joywendy(f): 4:47pm On Sep 06, 2013
Adufaye: hahahahahaha grin

When u are in the bathroom,sum1 will b askin what u doin inside? "Am peeling orange"

U on uniform goin 2 sch,people will b asking,wher u goin? "Am goin to an interview at skye bank"

U woke up,u don wake? "No we dey dream world"
rotflmao!! U won't kill me with laughter. There is a similar thread like this u knw.https://www.nairaland.com/1158503/how-answer-some-funny-questions
Re: Stupid Questions People Ask by Adufaye(m): 8:07pm On Sep 07, 2013
joywendy: rotflmao!! U won't kill me with laughter. There is a similar thread like this u knw.https://www.nairaland.com/1158503/how-answer-some-funny-questions
lol grin tanks......u a darling

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Re: Stupid Questions People Ask by joywendy(f): 10:43pm On Sep 07, 2013
Adufaye: lol grin tanks......u a darling
hehe,u are welcome.. kiss
Re: Stupid Questions People Ask by Gideojim(m): 2:20am On Sep 08, 2013
[color=006600] LWKMD [/color]
Re: Stupid Questions People Ask by Adufaye(m): 6:21am On Sep 08, 2013
Gideojim: [color=006600] LWKMD [/color]
grin

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