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Stupid Questions People Ask by Adufaye(m): 3:34pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS? Answer: NO NA MY HIPS. 2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS? Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG. 3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you as you are about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife... NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS? Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE. 4)Give me your phone number - 0803476... ....THANKS. SO YOU DEY USE MTN? Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE. 5)I listened to 9 o'clock news, it was announced that the election was postponed. WHO TOLD YOU? Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE. 6)Take this mosquito coil; e dey kill insect fast... Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS? Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT. 7)Standing in front of a police station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION BE THIS? Answer: No! Na CHURCH.... ADD URS 1 Like |
Re: Stupid Questions People Ask by joywendy(f): 1:11pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
when u are chatting with some one and they ask what are u doing? or when sme ask hw far? ans:i dey. then ask wassup?? |
Re: Stupid Questions People Ask by Adufaye(m): 1:38pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
joywendy: when u are chatting with some one and they ask what are u doing? or when sme ask hw far? ans:i dey. then ask wassup??hahahahahaha When u are in the bathroom,sum1 will b askin what u doin inside? "Am peeling orange" U on uniform goin 2 sch,people will b asking,wher u goin? "Am goin to an interview at skye bank" U woke up,u don wake? "No we dey dream world" |
Re: Stupid Questions People Ask by joywendy(f): 4:47pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
Adufaye: hahahahahaharotflmao!! U won't kill me with laughter. There is a similar thread like this u knw.https://www.nairaland.com/1158503/how-answer-some-funny-questions |
Re: Stupid Questions People Ask by Adufaye(m): 8:07pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
joywendy: rotflmao!! U won't kill me with laughter. There is a similar thread like this u knw.https://www.nairaland.com/1158503/how-answer-some-funny-questionslol tanks......u a darling 1 Like |
Re: Stupid Questions People Ask by joywendy(f): 10:43pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
Adufaye: lol tanks......u a darlinghehe,u are welcome.. |
Re: Stupid Questions People Ask by Gideojim(m): 2:20am On Sep 08, 2013 |
[color=006600] LWKMD [/color] |
Re: Stupid Questions People Ask by Adufaye(m): 6:21am On Sep 08, 2013 |
Gideojim: [color=006600] LWKMD [/color] |
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