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| Holy Lie, Biggest Lie by furlee(m): 2:33pm On May 24, 2006 |
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked "What are you doing with that dog?" One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog." Of course, the reverend was taken aback. "You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a ten minute sermon against lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie," and ending with, "Why, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I NEVER TOLD A LIE." There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the reverend was beginning to think he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog." |
| Re: Holy Lie, Biggest Lie by kajad(m): 2:52pm On May 24, 2006 |
4 telling the biggest lie abi? Always funny to read this  |
| Re: Holy Lie, Biggest Lie by spikelord(m): 3:11pm On May 24, 2006 |
| Do you think I'll get tired of reading this! |
| Re: Holy Lie, Biggest Lie by Ddii(f): 3:12pm On May 24, 2006 |
not fair ! |
| Re: Holy Lie, Biggest Lie by oxsam88(m): 3:36pm On May 24, 2006 |
 wow!!!! that's nice. "GIVE HIM THE GOD, HE TOLD THE BIGGEST LIE", |
| Re: Holy Lie, Biggest Lie by eveseh(f): 6:40pm On May 24, 2006 |
lol lol |
| Re: Holy Lie, Biggest Lie by vichel(m): 6:52pm On May 24, 2006 |
 really lol |
| Re: Holy Lie, Biggest Lie by Proffesor(m): 4:48pm On May 28, 2006 |
do you mean dog or God |
| Re: Holy Lie, Biggest Lie by Uzzyan: 11:44pm On May 28, 2006 |
Nice one first poster furlee have heard that before thats why none of my beautiful ever glowin teeth could be seen by anyone |
| Re: Holy Lie, Biggest Lie by Oracle(m): 5:30am On May 29, 2006 |
Oh my God this is so damn funny the reveerend told the biggest lie |
| Re: Holy Lie, Biggest Lie by mukina2: 12:41pm On May 29, 2006 |
hmmm dis wan serious, |
| Re: Holy Lie, Biggest Lie by diddy4(m): 5:39am On May 31, 2006 |
lol lol |
| Re: Holy Lie, Biggest Lie by dbaptist1(m): 12:16am On Dec 15, 2008 |
men guy u rock dis joke go kill person ooh neva hear anytin like disb b4 kip it up |
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