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Of Akpos Questions by AdeniyiA(m): 5:29pm On Jul 16, 2013
PRAttempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (All questions carry equal marks)
1. What are the names of the two people
holding
hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?
2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the
past tense of Make ?
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest
number of ladies using blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook,
who sent the friend request and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the
cost
of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?
SECTION B
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian
girls, who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the
diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is
Adaobi ?
4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins
N50,000,000
on who wants to be a millionaire after you broke
up, find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed
speech in a national conference, how many days
will it take Patience to deliver the same speech
on
the same occasion?
SECTION C
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his
traditional wedding and white wedding
respectively. There is every likelihood that D
Banj
has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards
without an available bride. Discuss.
2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words on 'My Oga At
The Top'
NO SIDE TALK AND CHEATING.
GOOD LUCK AND BE PATIENT WITH THE
ANSWERS
Re: Of Akpos Questions by ikechukz(m): 6:43pm On Jul 16, 2013
grin lolz.....

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