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A Lecturer Explaining Marketing by chefremy(m): 12:57pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
alright here it goes.... 1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say; I am very rich. Marry me! - That is Direct Marketing. 2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says; He is very rich. Marry him! – That is Advertising. 3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says; You are very rich! Can I marry you? - That is Brand Recognition. 4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say; I am very rich. Marry me! She gives you a hot slap on your face. - That is Customer Feedback. 5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say; I am very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband. - That is Perfect competitive Market. 6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and before you say; I am rich, Marry me!, your wife arrives. – That is Decision making point. One word for the Lecturer please 1 Like |
Re: A Lecturer Explaining Marketing by cardoso111(m): 1:51pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
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Re: A Lecturer Explaining Marketing by azunlimited(m): 3:27pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Dats wat yu Get wen yu go chop yur sch fees 4 beer parlour 1 Like |
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