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A Lecturer Explaining Marketing by chefremy(m): 12:57pm On Oct 04, 2014
alright here it goes....
1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a
party. You go up to her and
say;
I am very rich. Marry me! -
That is Direct Marketing.
2. You are at a party with a
bunch of friends and see a
Gorgeous Girl. One of your
friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says; He is
very rich. Marry him! – That
is Advertising.
3. You are at a party and see
a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up
to you and says; You are very
rich! Can I marry you? - That
is Brand Recognition.
4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a
party. You go to her and say; I
am very rich. Marry me! She
gives you a hot slap on your
face.
- That is Customer Feedback.
5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a
party. You go to her and say; I
am very rich. Marry me! And
she introduces you to her
husband. - That is Perfect
competitive Market.
6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a
party. You go to her and
before you say; I am rich,
Marry me!, your wife arrives.
– That is Decision making
point.
One word for the Lecturer
please

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Re: A Lecturer Explaining Marketing by cardoso111(m): 1:51pm On Oct 04, 2014
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Re: A Lecturer Explaining Marketing by azunlimited(m): 3:27pm On Oct 04, 2014
Dats wat yu Get wen yu go chop yur sch fees 4 beer parlour

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