A guy who was a notorious womanizer entered the ladies toilet of a hotel instead of the men's toilet. He sat down and noticed four buttons with the following inscriptions on them: WW, WA, PP, APR. Curious, he pressed the WW button. His buttocks was gently sprayed with WARM WATER.

GUY: I love this!

He pressed the WA button. A blast of WARM AIR dried his buttocks.
GUY: Wow! I'm loving this.

He pressed the PP button. A POWDER PUFF rubs on his buttocks and makes him smell fresh.
GUY: This is good, look at how i'm being pampered, i truly truly love this.

He pressed the last button, which is the APR button and woke up in a hospital bed.
NURSE: Sir, did you press the APR button.

GUY: Yes, yes, i pressed it.

NURSE: APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. I'm sorry sir, when the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls, Your balls are in this Jar.

GUY: Heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

he done see gobe be that, gud 4 him