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A Boy And A Girl by Nobody: 11:53am On Jul 24, 2013 |
BOY: Do you have a boyfriend? GIRL: No. I dont have a boyfriend. BOY: Gen 2:18 The Lord God said ''It is not good for the man to be alone, i will make a helper suitable for him. GIRL: But i dont love you. BOY: 1John 4:8 ''whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love. GIRL And how do you know you mean those words? BOY: Mathew 12:34 "for out of abundance of heart the mouth speaks.'' GIRL: But how can i be sure that you're loyal and honest? BOY: Mark 13:31 ''Heaven and earth may pass away, but my words will never pass away'' GIRL" But why me? There are a lot of girls out there. BOY: Proverbs 31:29 ''many women do noble things but you surpass them all.'' GIRL: But what is in me that you like? BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7 ''you are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you.'' GIRL: But i'm not all that beautiful.....you're exaggerating. BOY: Proverbs 31:30 ''Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised''. GIRL: What happens if i say yes. BOY: Genesis 2:24''Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.'' GIRL: How come you know the scriptures this much. BOY: Joshua 1:8.''This book of the law shall not depart from your mouth, but you shall meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do all that is written in it. For then you will make your way prosperous and you will have good success. GIRL: wooow, I can see you really love God. BOY" Psalm 34:8''Oh, taste and see that the Lord is good! blessed is the man who takes refuge in Him. GIRL: mmm. Ok please give me time to think about it BOY: Phillipians 4:8''Finally brethen whatever is true, whatever is honourable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things.'' GIRL: owwww i love you.... laread
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Re: A Boy And A Girl by flexeey: 2:40pm On Jul 24, 2013 |
nice one, u gat me blushing |
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