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A Boy And A Girl by Nobody: 11:53am On Jul 24, 2013
BOY: Do you have a
boyfriend?
GIRL: No. I dont have a
boyfriend.
BOY: Gen 2:18 The Lord God
said ''It is not good for the
man to be alone, i will make a
helper suitable for him.
GIRL: But i dont love you.
BOY: 1John 4:8 ''whoever
does not love does not know
God, because God is love.
GIRL And how do you know
you mean those words?
BOY: Mathew 12:34 "for out of
abundance of heart the mouth
speaks.''
GIRL: But how can i be sure
that you're loyal and honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 ''Heaven
and earth may pass away, but
my words will never pass
away''
GIRL" But why me? There are
a lot of girls out there.
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 ''many
women do noble things but
you surpass them all.''
GIRL: But what is in me that
you like?
BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7
''you are altogether beautiful,
my darling; there is no flaw in
you.''
GIRL: But i'm not all that
beautiful.....you're
exaggerating.
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 ''Charm
is deceptive, and beauty is
fleeting; but a woman who
fears the Lord is to be
praised''.
GIRL: What happens if i say
yes.
BOY: Genesis
2:24''Therefore man shall
leave his father and his
mother and hold fast to his
wife, and they shall become
one flesh.''
GIRL: How come you know
the scriptures this much.
BOY: Joshua 1:8.''This book
of the law shall not depart
from your mouth, but you shall
meditate on it day and night,
so that you may be careful to
do all that is written in it. For
then you will make your way
prosperous and you will have
good success.
GIRL: wooow, I can see you
really love God.
BOY" Psalm 34:8''Oh, taste
and see that the Lord is good!
blessed is the man who takes
refuge in Him.
GIRL: mmm. Ok please give
me time to think about it
BOY: Phillipians 4:8''Finally
brethen whatever is true,
whatever is honourable,
whatever is just, whatever is
pure, whatever is lovely,
whatever is commendable, if
there is any excellence, if
there is anything worthy of
praise, think about these
things.''
GIRL: owwww i love you....
laread

Re: A Boy And A Girl by flexeey: 2:40pm On Jul 24, 2013
nice one, u gat me blushing

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