Peter
It was primary five, first time and the teacher Miss brookman was marking the register
He started from the A's as she called ...Agboni Bright with the response present from Bright
Then Agali francis, with the response present. The teacher went on till she got to Peter Oduamadi which she called, "Oduamadi Peter" *no response* Further, Oduamadi Peter!! *still no response* meanwhile peter was sitting right before the teacher not minding her.
This made the teacher furious so screamed at the little boy who had a frown on his face, "Hey!! arent you the one i have been calling?, are u mad?"

Peter stammered angrily " mmmm i am not oduamadi peter, I am Peter Oduamadi "











Miss Brookman fainted

Smart Tungbu
Tungbu was stopped at the police barrier for overspeeding.
"Man, you are charged for over-speeding, what your name?" The police asked
" I am Most Prophet Thomas Tungbu" he replied with a straight face
"Really, so you are a man of God?"
"Yeah, very powerful man of God" tungbu replied
"well, so what proves you are a man of God?"
"You wanna see proof?..ok i can pray so that you will become blind in 30 seconds!!" Tungbu answered

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"go, go , go...sorry for stopping you" The police man said shivering

Tungbu sped off laffing his bottom off

bingbagbo: Smart Tungbu
Tungbu was stopped at the police barrier for overspeeding.
"Man, you are charged for over-speeding, what your name?" The police asked
" I am Most Prophet Thomas Tungbu" he replied with a straight face
"Really, so you are a man of God?"
"Yeah, very powerful man of God" tungbu replied
"well, so what proves you are a man of God?"
"You wanna see proof?..ok i can pray so that you will become blind in 30 seconds!!" Tungbu answered

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"go, go , go...sorry for stopping you" The police man said shivering

Tungbu sped off laffing his bottom off

very very funny. But I still can't decipher why I forgot to laugh.

englishmart: very very funny. But I still can't decipher why I forgot to laugh.

The jokes presido is back

Y bingbagbo guy y .

u no try at all

bingbagbo: Peter
It was primary five, first time and the teacher Miss brookman was marking the register
He started from the A's as she called ...Agboni Bright with the response present from Bright
Then Agali francis, with the response present. The teacher went on till she got to Peter Oduamadi which she called, "Oduamadi Peter" *no response* Further, Oduamadi Peter!! *still no response* meanwhile peter was sitting right before the teacher not minding her.
This made the teacher furious so screamed at the little boy who had a frown on his face, "Hey!! arent you the one i have been calling?, are u mad?"

Peter stammered angrily " mmmm i am not oduamadi peter, I am Peter Oduamadi "











Miss Brookman fainted

bobo bin crapgbo yi shi wa laye. damn.

breezy047: The jokes presido is back

Breezy, i see you....watch out for bingbagbo amplified lol

Preciousgirl:




Breezy, i see you....watch out for bingbagbo amplified lol

who be you??

bingbagbo:



who be you??

Be nice.
She's a member of the projan fans club

Preciousgirl:




Breezy, i see you....watch out for bingbagbo amplified lol

Yes o. We are working on a new series 'The return of ramatu'

breezy047:

Yes o. We are working on a new series 'The return of ramatu'

lol

bingbagbo:


lol

You think I'm joking. PROJAN has grown bigger than you. We now have a flag, logo and a secret board of directors. Very soon we will impeach you as the legal founder and name someone else

breezy047:

You think I'm joking. PROJAN has grown bigger than you. We now have a flag, logo and a secret board of directors. Very soon we will impeach you as the legal founder and name someone else

really?....and u think you can succeed? i am a life president

breezy047:

You think I'm joking. PROJAN has grown bigger than you. We now have a flag, logo and a secret board of directors. Very soon we will impeach you as the legal founder and name someone else

breezy, r u on facebook?

bingbagbo:

really?....and u think you can succeed? i am a life president

Hahaha u no get document to support that claim na.

Jus dey watch. The new PROJAN president will soon be unveiled

bingbagbo:

breezy, r u on facebook?

Yup I am. Fear don catch u so you wan trace me?

breezy047:

Yup I am. Fear don catch u so you wan trace me?

lol.....actually want us to talk something serious......wassup me +233 0546484944 then we talk business, alright?

Who's talking about Projan without seeking my opinion?

larride: Who's talking about Projan without seeking my opinion?

...and what's your stake in PROJAN??.....i thought you lost the last election when you contested for the gateman position??

bingbagbo:


lol.....actually want us to talk something serious......wassup me +233 0546484944 then we talk business, alright?

Okie no prob.

bingbagbo:

...and what's your stake in PROJAN??.....i thought you lost the last election when you contested for the gateman position??

Rotfl
Larride don suffer

breezy047:

Okie no prob.

right......your facebook id??

Bin gbagbo, May lapalapa descend on that your stinking weird mouth.

larride: Bin gbagbo, May lapalapa descend on that your stinking weird mouth.

*slaps him and run away*

Bin gbagbo, May u continue to sell plot of land on ur head and lapalapa infest the remaining bald head.